Never:
Say you named the project DIRT because the men you worked with would be able to understand it (requires the intervieww to be a woman)
Claim that you’re a good interview candidate because you’ve got four brains, two because you’re a woman times two because you’re left-handed.
Say you like the rush of “endomorphins” from having a lot of things going on at work
Not get the “Endomorphin Power Rangers” reference made when the above statement was made.
Scarily enough, the above four were all the same interviewee.
Lastly, don’t mumble. No matter how good you might have been at your job, if your interviewer thinks you worked at “Abba Zabba” company, but your resume says “Abbott Corporation”, it’s a bad sign.