The Greeks don’t want no Freaks.
Also, my cash ain’t nothin’ but trash.
Video killed the radio star.
The Battle of New Orleans took place in 1814.
Got me one more correct on a history test once!
We are all just prisoners here of our own device.
Also, things in this life change very slowly if they ever change at all, so take it easy and don’t let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy.
I thought it was food, but no, LOVE will keep us alive.
Speaking of love, did you know it’s a battlefield?
And history has repeatedly shown that nature proves mans’ foolishness.
How to pronounce Nabakov (rhymes with “shake and cough”). Though apparently I learned wrong.
Mashed potatoes can be your friend.
Somewhere downtown there man in a factory, putting peaches in a can (and that’s where they come from).
Camptown ladies sing this song, “Doo-dah, Doo-dah”
and,
Camptown racetrack’s five miles long.
Catholic girls start much too late,…
Only the good die young.
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They’ve all come to look for America
I wondered a lot about that until he told us what they were doing. Don’t you ever wonder, when you see all the cars on the road, where the fuq all those people are going? Simon told us.
Plus, the best line he ever wrote:
The moon rose over an open field.
That “myself” and “someone else” rhyme.
In this ever-changing world in which we live in when you got a job to do, you got to do it well…you got to give the other fellow hell.
In which we’re living sounds a lot like in which we live in if you don’t enunciate clearly.
there’s a hill overlooking the town of El Paso, where you can see Rosa’s Cantina below.
the piano sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
This thread is HILARIOUS!