Thanks to the wisdom found in a silly song, along with a lifetime of research, I have learned that…
Girls just wanna have fun.
Why did this surprise you at all?
You already knew that the three men you admired most - the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost - caught the last train for the coast, the day the music died. (the other Jesus, well, he wanted to go to Venus and leave Levon far behind)
That line always jars me. I realize that Disney worlds are anachronistic at best, but a queen from a vaguely thirteenth-century European-type feudal society using “fractal” seems just weird. Why didn’t the princess just use a cell phone to call for help during the wolf chase?
From an entirely different song, I was unaware (despite living for decades in the Midwest) that it was possible to see your reflection in the snow covered hills.
Despite what a billion or more people believe, Jesus is JUST alright.
If you want to get to heaven…you’ve got to raise a little hell.
sex drugs and rock and roll
I learned that “four a.m.” is “in the morning.”