…is boring as fuck?
No?
I have a female dog, so I don’t get to see the red rocket, the lipstick, or the swinging genitals, but one time I was in just the right position to see her bunghole open up and it looked some kind of flower blooming. The image may be with me forever.
besides that!
Besides that!
You type [ spoiler ] Spoiley stuff here. [ / spoiler ] without the extra spaces inside the brackets.
My version of that particular Dickenson spoiler is:
… can be sung to the tune of “Oh Suzannah.” I’ve also heard that “Yellow Rose of Texas” works, but I haven’t knowingly heard the song so I don’t know if it’s the same tune.
Thank you Ferret Herder.
can be sung to “The Yellow Rose of Texas”. They are different tunes. I never heard of Oh Susannah working too.
I have remembered this about you, and now every time I see a lost glove I think of you. This has been going on for several years!
Years ago my co-worker told me that the Australian national anthem can be sung the the tune of the Gilligan’s Island theme song. This has erased the original tune from my mind, if it was ever there at all.
I’ve often thought I should collect all the lost gloves I see, match them up, and donate them to charity or something.
It’s been pointed out to me today that Twiki (or however you spell it) has a “penis glans for hair”.
The Wilhelm Scream takes me out of a movie every single time I hear it. I think it may even have been on Lost last night. Or some other show, I can’t remember. I just remember my partner said: “Hey, its that scream.” I wish I never ever noticed it or found out more about it.
Edit: “Waggy Wang”… band name!
I suppose it’s appropriate for me to add to this, considering my username.
Round these parts a common AC/DC substitution is (or at least was), “It’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll” (“It’s a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll”).
The clothing company A Style’s logo
They started sponsoring some motoGP races a couple of years ago, and as the camera panned around a turn - there were thousands of these logos in the background. We had about 8 people visiting us to watch the race, and there was a sharp division between those who didn’t notice anything and those who had their jaws hanging open and were looking around to see who else saw it. Once we clued in the un-seers, the too, could not un-see it 
Some of it now even refer to that position as “A Style” 
I’m assuming their logo ambiguity is intentional, unlike some of the others that have been posted, from they way they market and their target audience.
Ughghghghghughg…
Reminds me of this one time years ago at work when I went into a colleague’s office and found him scraping away his eczema–he had a real eczema problem–with a credit card. Flakes of diseased skin were flying all over his office; there was a pile of skin flakes on his desk.
But your story is worse.
Yeah, “There’s a bad moon on the rise” will now and forever always be . . . well, you know. Too bad.
Do you have a blog? I remember seeing a blog someone started about this . . . was that you?
There’s the bathroom on the right…
I remember someone writing into Cecil saying more or less this, after the column on single shoes at the side of the road. Was that you?
TV jingle for Kay Jewelers chain: “Every kiss begins with Kay.”
Doug, to same tune right afterwards: “And every ass begins with A.”
“Beedeebeedeebeedee…what does ‘Dick-Head’ mean, Buck?”