There are certain songs for which the Weird Al version just sounds more right to me than the original version.
:: wanders away singing “I Lost on Jeopardy”… ::
“My, my, this here Anakin guy…”
Due to the video game Crysis, I am constantly misspelling the word crisis. 
When I was a teenager I thought Manhattan Island looked like a giant penis. Consequently, many years later, it still looks like …
So I guess I shouldn’t tell you about “Amazing Grace” then?
or
“House of the Rising Sun”
or
“Wild Colonial Boy”
or
“O Little Town Of Bethlehem”
… and so on and so on …
All FAR more interesting than the tune of the national anthem, which is no great loss anyway 
and as for the WORDS…
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. can also be sung to the tune of “Gilligan’s Isle.”
Bob Rivers has done a recording of “O Little Town Of Bethlehem” set to the tune of “The House of the Rising Sun.”
I wanna know, have you ever seen Loraine?
Count me in the :eek: group - the only question for me was what position they were in.
My contribution, based on the Family Guy segment where they show the silhouettes, ending with the woman sliding down to just below the guy’s belt, and the tagline, “She’ll pretty much have to.”:
“And every blowjob begins with B!”
I can’t hear “O Holy Night” without wondering why For yonder breaks a new and glorious porn.
My friend thought it was “Dirty Deeds with the Thunder Chief.” I got a kick out of that one.
I cannot sit down in my opthamologist’s chair and grab hold of the handles on either side of his eye machine without making revving noises.
And then the dear man with protruding ears says, “Look toward my left ear. . .”
Over the years it’s gotten so I am nearly in giggles before I even leave the waiting room.
Ever since I was a kid and the song first came out, I can’t hear the correct line from “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting.” No, I hear:
“Don’t give us none of your aggravation…We’ve had it with your Death Star plans…”
Usually I’m not germaphobic or anything, but this made me want to go take a shower.
As for me, my cat sometimes gets litter from the litter box stuck to his fur, and since he’s not as spry and flexible as he used to be, he doesn’t clean down there as often as he used to. I haven’t noticed it as much lately, but I’m still hesitant to pick him up and cuddle him. I don’t really want to get poo-encrusted cat litter on my clothes.
my cat is really fat and has the same sort of cleaning problem … but she seems to have problems with cling-ons. One time I saw her with clingons dangling, so I grabbed a kleenex and removed them. Now when ever she has clingons, she comes over and waves her butt at me and meows … until I get a tissue and remove the klingons… :eek:
Well at least it keeps her form doing the butt scootch boogie on the carpet :smack:
Just wait until the first time you’re washing a horse, and you reach underneath without looking first…
Diosa, if you find it boring, you’re doing it wrong. 
My mom has a friend who pronounces the word “dawdle” as if it were written “dwadle” (or dwaddle). For at least the last 10 years, every single time my mom has used the word “dawdle” she has added, “or, as Mary would say, dwadle.” (Unfortunately, then she has to spend several minutes explaining that her friend Mary, although an intelligent woman, mispronounced the word dawdle …) If no one ever mentioned dawdling again my brain would have that much more energy to spend on other things.
Many years ago, I was eating at a Kenny Rogers’ restaurant where they showed country music videos on TV screens all over the restaurant - don’t know if any other Kenny Rogers’ had this, since I’d only been to that one. Anyway, one of the videos shown was a parody of Brooks and Dunn’s “Boot Scootin’ Boogie,” with the lyrics changed to “butt-scootin’ doggie.” There was also a little cartoon dog dragging his butt across the bottom of the screen. Ever since then, I can’t hear the original song without mentally changing the lyrics.
It’s not a misheard lyric but an exceptionally heard addition that grabs me. In the song “Survivor” by Destiny’s Child, there’s this extraneous “what?” inserted into the chorus, jammed right into the ends of each line overlapping the last word, and once you hear it, it’s all you hear.
I can’t sing along with the chorus anymore I just go WHAT? WHAT? over and over. You can join me in WHAT?ing if you want to head to YouTube.
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Let’s see now, where is this guys cigarette?
Couldn’t help myself.