Things that are pink

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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For a cd I’m working on, I need a list of things that are pink, or are often pink.

Things like:

A flamingo
Bubble gum
A pink crayon
Pepto Bismol
Cotton candy
A nipple
A Cadillac
A valentine
Goods (or are they the Plenties?)
Pink Floyd
The Pink Panther
A tongue
A baby’s cheeks
Barbie
A ribbon
A prom dress
A boutonniere
An orchid
Pink lipstick
Pink nail polish
Jackie’s pillbox hat
A pink elephant
A princess phone
A tutu
Strawberry ice cream
Champagne
A blush
Patrick Star
A penis
Pink beads
A rose
A shrimp
A pink grapefruit
Piglets
Ballet slippers
A raspberry smoothie

What have you got?

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Fiberglass insulation (or at least the kind in my parents’ attic)
Strawberry yogurt
All clothing intended for baby girls nowadays (I went shopping for baby presents this week, and it was hard to find non-pink clothes)
Watermelon, especially towards the rind
Papaya (the inside, not the rind)
Girly mixed drinks, eg Cosmopolitans
Breast cancer ribbons
Litchis (the peel (especially the inside of it), not the fruit inside)
Lots of flowers besides roses (the only type you mention in your list)
Meat cooked to medium

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Canopy beds with ruffled coverlets must always be pink.

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You have penis on the list and missed vagina?

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Pink Lady, with or without Jeff

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Peeps

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Guybrush Threepwood’s pirate ship

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Pinks!

Oh, and my iPod, but that might be a little more esoteric.

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Alecia Moore

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Frijid.

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Vulvas! And some sets of labia.

Also, toes. Especially if the cause of death is carbon monoxide poisoning.

[sub]Me? Morbid! Never![/sub]

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POODLE

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ketchup and sour cream
albino eyes
denuded rat tails
Barbie accessories
Mary Kay cadillacs
strawberry ice cream

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Certain two-time Grammy award-winning American singers? Also, poodle skirts.

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Too late for an ETA:
Curses! Beaten to the punch. I didn’t know her real name.

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The submarine in Operation Petticoat.
The car in Pink Cadillac.

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Pink Elephant Car Wash.

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A hairless monkey

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A motor vehicle pink slip.

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Floyd