Things that are said about everyplace

Missing verb?

I think that intentional.

Just thought of one:

When [football coach, famous politician, etc.] moved from [our city] to [rival city], he raised the average IQ in both places.

“We have the biggest Wal-Mart…”

Don’t blink when you drive through (insert name of small town)- you’ll miss it.

Every year we hope summer falls on a weekend.

Best pizza in the world.

Our hopes aren’t so high, here. We’re “best pizza in Florida!”.

“The local religion here is <area sports team>!”

“Up until 10 years ago, this was a community where everyone left their doors unlocked. Things sure change fast.”

But I like it here!

“Life around here is <area sports team>–the rest is details.”

“We have two favorite teams here–<area sports team> and whoever is playing <rival of area sports team>.”