Things that aren't supposed to be sexy, but are sexy anyway

I LOVE a guy who’s a little dirty. Dirty meaning that he got dirt and mud on him at work. I LOVE my husband’s sweaty, dirty face after a busy day at his job. Could pounce him every night when he gets home if he’d let me! :frowning:

ALSO, I kind of have a thing for Al Paccino. I’m not sure if that counts, but I certainly don’t think he’s SUPPOSED to be sexy! haha My husband says I like Al because of all the mob movies (i have a big mob thing–haha).

am i weird?? :slight_smile:

I could write a book about elbow cracks. Have someone lick yours once - I swear I’m the only one who thinks their erotic!

Once there was a boy I knew who had constellations of little dark freckles up his arm - there was a Dipper (not sure if it was the Big or Little one) and Orion’s Belt, and the last freckle of Orion ended in his elbow crack. I would do anything to see his elbow crack once more.

I agree with the morning look - a guy in boxers with messy hair, sleepy eyes and wrinkles on his face from the sheets. Morning breath I could do without, but I can always kiss his elbow crack if his breath is kicking.

Man, i’m with ya’ here!

i’ll just say i got a thing for the newcaster chicks (see pit thread about MSNBC dude and excessive grinning)

Large amounts of cash.

It’s not supposed to be sexy, but damn if it don’t work…

Briminator: You are too right about women playing pool. My girlfriend told me the key to playing pool for a woman is to remember that pool is a sexual game.

I married her…


Kinda gives a new twist to 2-ball in the side pocket.

Guitar players - not the whole flashy lead singer thing, just guys who are really, really talented with a guitar. It’s all about the hands, baby. Tim Reynolds…mmm, yeah.

The nape of a woman’s neck and the sweep down to her shoulders.

Women who like dogs are very sexy, especially if they play in the dirt with said canines.

Schoolteachers are extraordinarily sexy.

Single moms, they’re sexy.

Multilingual people melt my heart.

Women who post pictures of themselves eating crab on the internet are gorgeous and sexy.

Rock on!

I get really dirty with my golden retriever Ollie and my chihuahua Beaner too, you know. I always have a good rumble in the backyard with them after I get home from class or work. And I dance with them in the kitchen too. I was hoping someone might think that’s sexy and not scary. :slight_smile:

Two out of five ain’t bad, huh?

Cubital fossae.

You’re welcome.

I really thought that I was the only one. I can go from totally indifferent aobut a guy, to deeply infatuated, just by seeing him write something with his left hand.

I also find wedding bands very sexy. Methinks this is a bad thing.

My goodness, the thread hits two pages and no one has mentioned coffee? Maybe it’s just me?

Oh, to see a woman warming her delicate hands around a freshly poured cup of coffee… too hot to drink, but taking cautious little sips and puffing little curls of steam into the air… Give her Screeme’s morning look makeover and it just doesn’t get any better.

And don’t even get me started on coffeebreath. Mmmmmmmmm…

Facial hair. (On a man, mind you…) Also, long hair on a man, as long as it’s kept neat and clean. On the opposite end of the spectrum, shaved heads can also be very sexy. Maybe I’ve just got a thing for the head. (Gee, should I leave that one open or not?? Eh, why not??)

I agree that toes can be very sexy. There’s just something about them that drives me nuts.

Unintentional cleaveage, if there is such a thing, I think is incredibly sexy also. My gf is prone to wearing shirts a bit too small so that just the top of her cleavage pokes out unintentionally. (or so she claims) That is hot.

Also, call it strange if you will, but when my gf and I go out, and an obviously better-looking guy is hitting on her but she goes home with me anyway, that is the epitome of sexiness. (or ego-stroking, whichever you prefer. But I guess they fall into the same category, now don’t they?)

-Syko

“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.” - Ralph Wiggum

A woman putting her clothes on after sex, fixing her hair, etc.

Damn, I suck. I’m right handed, have middle lengthed-hair, play guitar but sing too, I’m just the anti-sex symbol or somthing. Well, I guess I do have an elbow crack. . .

Well that would be a problem. The two of you would never get out of the house. The mintue you finished you’d be starting over at the beginning.

Wait a minute. Why would that be a problem?

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MagicalSilverKey, remember that moment in the Women’s Soccer Championship when Brandi Chastain whipped off her jersey (exposing her sports bra) and started hugging her teammates when they won the match? The combination of that and her shorts and white socks was totally hot.

Someone else mentioned schoolteachers. There was a particular english teacher I knew in school who was sort of tall and thin and had really cool glasses. Another thing I always notice on women which isn’t stereotypically sexy is watches. This teacher always wore a nice watch with a brown leather band and gold face. I’m sort of particular in that I prefer the look of analog watches, especially ones with a leather band and white or gold face (although I like just about all kinds).

I’ll tell you what gets me. Jeans and a big, comfy t-shirt. Hair down, just relaxed. I always get a strange reaction from my fiancee when I tell her she looks sexy when she’s being lazy, but what can I say.
I guess it’s just the feeling of intimacy. I love it when she dresses up, but people dress up all the time. It’s when you reach the point in the relationship that you can totally be yourself that it becomes amazing.
Also, gotta second the hitting on thing. Tiggamoo’s incredibly attractive, but for some reason hasn’t figured it out yet. I’m average at best. It’s so amazing just being with her, looking at her and knowing that she’s going home with me :slight_smile:

Grappling Tournaments

My sister’s boyfriend is into submission grappling. Today, I attended my second tournament and WOW…definitely sexy!!

Some of the postitions they could get into, made me jealous! Plus, all those men rolling each other around on the mats…most grapple in either very little clothing…or very, very tight clothing…all of that combined w/ the sweat and the muscles and the…never mind…I probably need to go take a cold shower!