Things that go "HELP!!!!" in the night... my first MMP

This is a story of a very odd event that happened to me about 2 months ago. Even though it makes quite the story I never told it before here on SDMB, simply because I’ve been too lazy to write a post this long. Now that I have been creeping around MMP here and there I might as well take the time to share.

I work an overnight shift in a lab in one of the biggest hospitals in Boston. Although my coworkers enjoy naps for breaks, I am a borderline insomniac, and a curious one at that. So I take the time to simply walk around and explore the hospital and sometimes go for walks outside. Sometimes just to my car, or even visits to the 24 hour CVS across the way. This particular morning (3AM) I was standing next to the hospital garage smoking a cigarette and watching all the patients who have been woken for early tests smoke their cigarettes. Now, I rarely smoke. I’ve smoked only one pack in the past three months. It’s just that at these hours in the morning, sometimes I just need something to do instead of just people watching.

I was almost finished so I began walking back to the hospital main entrance. Just at that same moment a security guard was walking down the sidewalk at the opposite side of the open lot from me, heading to the main entrance at the same time. All of a sudden we both seem to simultaneously hear a sound and it stops us both. We both swivel our heads and look to see if there was anything happening, then he looks up to me and asks “Did you hear that too?” As I tell him “Yes,” still just standing there wondering what that was. Then we hear it again, this time our brains tuned to listen to the slightest pin drop.

Very audibly this time we both hear, from the distance of Beacon hill, someone was yelling, “Help!”

I take off running. I tend to be a very reactive person even in the smallest emergency. If we were at a party together and someone spilled something I would be halfway to be bringing back paper towels the moment the spill occurred, rather than seeing how bad it is or asking how it happened. So even though I read in the Boston Herald every week about some good Samaritan who inevitably ends up as the victim because they tried to intervene in a dangerous situation, I still never stopped running.

The security guard, hearing the same thing I did, was following close behind me. Already reporting that “something” was going on outside even though neither of us. A thought crosses my mind, out hospital security guards don’t carry firearms.

The cries for help are getting louder as I head in the right direction. I am all of a sudden figuring out that it is not one, but two voices. That of a man and a woman. As I near Cambridge St. I begin yelling back to the voices, “Don’t worry, don’t worry, we’re coming!” I get to Cambridge St., and as I looked across the way down one of the narrow roads in Beacon hill I believe to make out what looks like the shape of two bodies. Still, I cannot tell what kind of danger I may be in. I continue to run.

I run up to the end of the street and I see them, it was a man standing over a woman who was on the ground. I still can’t see what was going on, but as my eyes fought to adjust to the dark of night I heard two words that scared me to death. The woman said, “my baby…” and I looked down to barely see that she was holding something small in her arms. Once again reaction kicks in, and without even knowing what had happened I yelled back to the guard, “Call an ambulance!” I didn’t know why this woman was on the ground, but I knew that people yelling help in the middle of the night clutching newborns need some sort of medical intervention. The security guard did something odd, he never actually approached the people (well, I guess that is kind of smart too, until you figure out the situation). Instead he stayed on Cambridge St. I don’t know if it was due to liability issues of him working but not on hospital property, or if he wanted to stay in the street to flag an ambulance. One of many things that are still a mystery from that night.

I turned back around, to see if there was anything I could do to help, and that’s when things became clearer. As soon as I arrived the guy, whom I didn’t know his relation to the girl, turned to run back up the street now that she wasn’t alone. I had no idea where he went at the time, and I hardly even noticed at first because all of a sudden my eyes began to adjust to the dark and I could see the reason she needed aid. She had no pants on, rather, they were pulled around her ankles; and then it all became clear. No farther than 400 yards from the main entrance of the hospital this baby refused to wait. She had given birth right there on the cool street.

The mother, in the plainest voices just kept saying in a tired way, “I can’t believe I just had my baby. I can’t believe it.” I didn’t blame her. The child, not even crying, was cradled in her arms making soft breathing and baby noises. As far as I could tell, they were both fine except for the whole givingbirthinthemiddleoftheroadat3inthemmorning thing. A woman yelled from a house, “Do you need any help?” Thinking that help was on the way I thought of the only thing I could, “Could you please bring out a blanket or something.” A man walked by, his attention also called by the cries for help. “What happened?” he asked. The new mother replied, “I just had my baby.” And without missing a beat (I will never forget this as long as I live), he said “Congratulations.”

Quicker than I expected, even though next to a hospital, an ambulance rolled down the hill towards us being guided by that same man who had left minutes earlier. The woman came out with a towel for the baby, and the EMT’s and paramedics emerged to care for the woman and newborn. I am a firm believer in not getting in the way when a situation is over my head, so I decided not to stick around to find out how things went. I sure they checked the vitals, I’m sure they got her in a stretcher, and I’m sure they were brought swiftly to the hospital.

As I slowly walked back to the main entrance I smiled a bit, how many times in a lifetime would I be part of something like this? A man was on the sidewalk watching the ambulance activity and asked me, “Hey what’s going on over there?”

“A woman just gave birth.”

“Oh wow, my wife gave birth here yesterday.”

“Congratulations.”

Wow! Great OP, and I hope mom and baby were both ok. I guess when the baby decides it is time there’s no stopping it.

It’s a bit after 12:30 and Mr. SCL just left for work. Someone in the main office of the agency is going to get a cheerful earful in the morning. He is very reliable and would not have missed a shift if he had been told he was supposed to cover it.

I sure do wish I was sleepy.

Cool story,BBS2k! If I ever have kids I hope it doesn’t involve givingbirthinthemiddleoftheroadat3inthemmorning. I think it may be bed time, I just finished disk one of Firefly. Or not, these overnight shifts have kind of screwed up my sleep schedule.

Wow, that’s amazing. Great story. :slight_smile:

SCL, I’m taking it that everything’s sorted out with your husband’s workplace mix-up?

I can’t believe it’s already midnight. Where has the day gone? I really need to be more productive tomorrow - I’m leaving on Thursday and have to move to a new apartment before then. Thankfully I don’t have a lot of stuff to move. But I am so broke right now it ain’t even funny. My stupid laptop cost me over a 100 bucks to fix and then I have to pay for a mattress and couch plus a truck so I can move them to the new apartment. Argh. It’s times like these I miss making money.

Yay for babies! Good start to the MMP, bbs. :slight_smile: [sub]hey, wasn’t dogbutler scheduled to do it? just wonderin’[/sub]

I don’t have much else to contribute at this hour, but I do have Monday’s pun, so here ya go:

Plans for Monday include sleep (starting now), followed by internet surfing and video games. I’ve just beaten the final boss in Zelda: Twilight Princess for the second time, and there’s one more puzzle in that game I want to figure out before I lay it to rest for a while. After that, I think I’ll start really getting good at the Wii Sports boxing game. Woohoo!

Good luck with the move, Haze.

That’s a great story, bigbabysweets. (I feel odd for using the word “story,” since it was an actual event, but I don’t know if there’s a better word I can use.)

It’s almost 2:30 AM, and I finished my presentation I have due tomorrow (at 1 PM) a few hours ago, and started work one the first of THREE take home exams that are ALL due on Tuesday. I’ve finished four of the ten questions. In addition to the six that are left on this one (eahc one averaging two paragraphs for an answer,) I have 16 questions on another take home, and 5 more on the last one.

I seriously think they are trying to kill me through lack of sleep.

I just got back from a late night walk of my own, but wasn’t quite that exciting. It is a beautiful, clear night, though, after all the rain we got yesterday. There are a few Christmas lights up. The house down the street with the goldens in the yard is for sale. There’s another little bungalow a bit farther back for sale. It’s very cute, probably one bedroom, maybe 850 square feet. I’m sure it’s a bargain, probably a mere 650k or so. There’s been a ton of new construction lately, and it’s all offered at 100% financing. I can’t quite believe that people, after living through the Bubble, here of all places, seem to think that the market will go onwards and upwards forever. Or maybe I’m just jealous that I will probably never be able to afford to buy a house here.

I always think too much when I’m out on my evening rambles. When I was in high school, I used to run for hours after dark, in the dark. I love being out at night, with just the stars for company. It’s not quite the same in the city, although when the wind is right, I can still get a whiff of the ocean. Coffee roasting in the morning, and garlic in the summer. On the one hand, I love it here and on the other, it doesn’t feel like home, either. I miss the ocean, and the sound of the creek running through the yard, and the wind in the redwoods and most of all, I miss the mountains. God, I’m maudlin tonight. Tomorrow will be better.

Crazy story. Wonder how bad that hurts with no drugs? Haha.

I should be sleeping now (its 1:40 am) but I just can’t. I only got five or so hours of sleep last night because of work. I got off at four and intended to nap or get work done - I have a paper due tomorrow I haven’t started and an important final to study for. I instead surfed the net for pretty much 8 hours straight. Wow. I am useless! I have a migraine and just now started trying to organize thoughts for my paper. Luckily it’s a short one, just have to write a decision for a fake Supreme Court case for my Constitution and Civil Rights course. I’m just trying to list all the relevant cases so tomorrow I can jump right in and get it done. Then I have to hardcore cram for French. I hope I pass that final; it’s a tossup after the horrible instruction this semester. I just want it to be over with. No more foreign language classes ever again! My last final is Thursday at one pm and I think I will be celebrating that night with beer and some much needed lazy time in front of the TV. Too bad CSI isn’t new this week.

Jahdra, 650k for a 850 sq foot home is cheap? Wow. I’m from St. Louis and homes seem reasonable to me, at least in the area I’m from. Here in Columbia, real estate seems to be even cheaper. I can’t fathom paying that much - my parents’ home is maybe 2x as big and worth maybe 190k? Crazy.

Spats, I was scooped by 45 minutes. Don’t worry, I saved it as an emergency backup MMP in casetaxi is too involved in marital bliss, or everyone is too hung over on the 1st.

Great story :slight_smile: I also know the hospital of which you speak :wink:

Right now it’s almost 3:30 AM. I’ve been up for about an hour. I’ve eaten breakfast, had my 2 cups of coffee, and now am working on my OJ and vitamins. I need to get dressed and be at work somewhere around 4. What’s normally a 20-25 minute drive around a 15-minute one at this time of day.

What surprises me is that I don’t crash and burn in the afternoon like a used to. I do around dinnertime, though. After 5PM, please don’t tax my brain.

Great post, sweetums - it’s always good when you get a happy ending.

I’m at work now, it’s raining really hard outside and it was a long walk down from the station dodging the puddles. Last night was fun, I made beetroot and pomegranate soup, and 'im indoors came home with a Sweeney’s pie for me so that’s sorted out dinner tonight. I love it when things turn out so easy.

Today I have to do all sorts of stuff here, got lots of things to tidy up before the end of term on Friday when the students go home! And we have degree ceremonies starting on Wednesday. Luckily I’m on standby this year so no duties so far for me.

All my hexmas shopping is finished and everything’s wrapped, I just have to sort out food shopping for the little time we’re at home, and fit in a long wander round the wine warehouse - must have the important supplies, right?

Is it hometime yet?

Good OP there sweetums. I was expecting a post from Lucretia but like doggio said, that can be saved for later. :smiley:

I’m up and caffienatin’ myself. Shortly I will turn on the electric heater in the bathroom to get it all warmed up for cleanup time. The bathroom must be warm. It’s a rule.

Today is management team meeting day and safety committee meeting day. Woo and Hoo. I also have my last church Vestry meeting tonight. I’m at the end of a three year term and thus rotate off the Vestry. Having served six of the last seven years, I say I deserve that. I’m also on the nominating committee so there’s the task of [del]strongarming[/del] presuading people to be willing to be nominated. Three new members will be voted in at the Parish meeting on January seventh.

I’m hungry. Off to forage for breakfast. Happy Monday Y’all!

Off to work. IMS, that woman in the OP would be considered a “dirty delivery” and would not be placed in the OB unit. She would then have to get permission to visit her baby (or the infant would have to be brought out to her). It’s been a long time since OB for me, so policies might have changed.
happy Monday, all.

I feel like I stole an MMP from someone, when I was just trying to post to battle insomnia. It worked, I got a good nap, now I have to go take my grandma for a hospital appt. (not the same hospital that I work at, which is obviously obvious without mention) She broke her leg over a month ago in an electric wheeelchair accident and we’re hoping for a good x-ray so my Mom and I can move her back into her assisted living apartment. Those nursing homes are so depressing, and we want to keep her living independently as long as possible.

::Yawn:: Later all.

PS: Sorry again if I stole an MMP, don’t worry, it won’t happen again any time soon , I do not want to expose anyone too early to the story of my buddy Samson. :slight_smile:

Prayers and good thoughts headed out to grandma sweetums. Here’s hoping for a good xray and her move back to assisted living.

I have a metric buttload of stuff put together for this morning’s meeting. I’m sure everyone’s gonna be just so thrilled by it all. :smiley:

Good job, Sweetums2k.

Nothing exciting this weekend. Saturday, I rode the ladder truck in the Mayberry Christmas parade and threw a metric buttload of candy to the kids lining the street. I never thought I’d see the day when there was a traffic jam in town…

Yeasterday, I packaged 30 lbs of peecans, and I have about 15 more to go. Rosie, I haven’t forgotten you. I’ll be sending them this week…

Oh, and I was invited back for the NASA office party this week. You bet I’ll be going. :cool: :slight_smile:

That’s the end of the opening inanity for this week. Carry on.

So, at the NASA office party, do they spike the Tang? :smiley:

Ain’t no such thing as stealing the MMP. Best wishes for Grandmasweets.

I’m working in Germany today (will be so for the next few months). Everybody wears ties :frowning: except the handful of other females, all of which are bundled up in not-businessy-warm-clothes. Apparently 0ºC is warm for the date, but us females of the species still consider it too darn cold for pantyhose. Since this is a factory and not an office building, the heating is not on at full blast (at the office building last week, it sure was). Having examined what the other women on the team wear, I think I can safely bring out my knit sweaters and bundle up, which is good because all my suits are pretty summer-y.

Why am I at work in December? I should be allowed to sleep through December and January, I swear there’s some bear in my family mixed with the Basque and Celt and stuff.

Just checking in to say ‘hi’ and ‘bye’ - Have a good Monday - I’ll read it all when I get home tonight