Things that infuriate you well beyond their actual importance

I’m in the process of closing my business and retiring. I’m selling stuff cheap, just to get on with the process. Everything is advertised with a price FIRM.

Don’t bother trying to get a few more dollars off. Something I could get $800 for, but offering it for $150 is a bargain. Just gimme $150.

I just had someone message me that she was a single mother. I lost it and responded that unless the little bastard was mine, her situation was meaningless to me. Whoops.