Headlights that are blue-shifted.
The Pontiac Aztek.
Carrot-top
Slip-joint pliers. Too small for my hands and never seem to grab right.
Campsites where you can hear your neighbor snore.
Hockey teams in Florida and California.
Small doggies wearing tiny coats.
People who put tiny coats on their small doggies.
People who say “Recommend me an XXXX.” There are some verbs that just require a “to.” Recommend TO me an xxxx.
(Drive me a bank?)
I agree it doesn’t taste like bananna - but I like it. Would it still be wrong if we gave it a new name?
That’s sea urchin, actually. And I agree with you. I only wish someone had told me before I ordered of its strong resemblance to a byproduct of a cat with bronchitis.
I dunno; it’s still awfully nice to eat a little Debbie… 
You can hear that? I can’t hear it even when I’m rubbing my own eyes! Are you actually a bat or something? 
The following just aren’t Right:
Left turns
The Left bank of the Seine
Left-handed people
Ted Kennedy
Any music with the word “pop” in it. :mad:
People who say that video games, music, or TV are responsible for violence. What about crappy parents raise messed up kids?
This icon: ;j what is it?
Bright colored icing is wrong.
Shirley Temple was an abomination unto the high cave of Og.
This? ;j That’s the Jewish smiley, of course! He’s great, but I never know when to use him!
Black & White
M&Ms :eek:
;j
Looks like a stoner to me.
;j - Duuude!
Small dogs are nothing more than punting material in my book.
People who go out of their way to make their children feel stupid in public.
Beauty pageants…what’s the point?
People who wear their hats sideways and pull their pants down to their knees while they walk around.
People who are perfectly capable of speaking some form of good English, but prefer to sound ignorant instead.
Suck it up, baby, and start buying stock in Lady Clairol. That’s what happened to me, and now I’m 39. It was kinda funny when I was in high school and had a few gray hairs, but then it wasn’t so funny any more.
I have to color my hair every 2 months or I’d be salt & pepper gray nearly all over. 
In regard to the OP:
Squash. Nasty, nasty stuff.
People who don’t put on their left-turn signal till after the light turns green. This should be a license-revoking offense.
People with nice cars that are filthy. I mean, full of fast food trash and candy wrappers and used tissues and ancient juice boxes and ground-in food debris. Is it that hard to vacuum it out? 'Cause otherwise, you spent $50,000 for a big trash can on wheels.
The cafeteria at my school sometimes serves green beans. The kind that have been canned until they turn a sort of khaki color.
Amazingly, people cheerfully eat these.
I was horrified today when my friend Josh smothered his green beans in ranch dressing and declared them, “Delicious!”
The following word is beyond wrong- Secrete ( or any variation thereof )
Also, the sound that is made when someone sweeps the sidewalk or asphalt with a broom.
There are some sizeable places on my head where I’d be pleased to find some white hairs.
Did you just have a random hair that you would find every few months, or were they more common than that?
Did he have a birthmark under the white spot? One of my friends in elementary school had a spot of white hair on his head, and I think he told all of us that it was because he had a birthmark on his scalp right there.
Actually, most of them are excellent mousers-way better than most cats. My gramma had a Yorkie that used to kill rats all the time. That dog was the most well-behaved, well tempered animal I’ve ever seen. And she could fit in a soup bowl.
For me?
Thong underwear. I spend most of my time trying to keep that part OUT of my buttcrack-why would I encourage it?
Little girls dressing like Britney Spears. Speaking of, how about child beauty pageants? WTF is up with that? I mean, for godsakes, why can’t these little girls at least be in age-appropriate attire? I’m thinking little Shirley Temple ensembles with the ringlets and ballerinas?
But no, instead they’re dressed like pole dancers. Da’hell? That’s creepy!
Mullets (with the exception of the one worn by Ewan McGregor in Attack of the Clones)
Teenage girls who run around and squeal “OH MY GOD!!!” in that nasily, Fran Drescher voice. Ugh.