woosh. :eek:
Beer – smells like piss. Taste familiar?
But, if you take a piss after drinking lots and lots of beer - it has no smell. Figure that one out!
I always thought of eggs as chicken embryos. But, I guess that’s technically not true as they are unfertilized. That would be a good realization - if it didn’t come with the whole chicken mestration thing.
Yeah, the only thing grosser than eating a chicken’s menses waste IMO is eating a chicken embryo (“bloody eggs”). At one point, I had gotten like 4 or 5 fertilised (bloody) eggs in the same number of weeks and began cracking them into a bowl before cooking them for my family, so I wouldn’t have to throw out everything. Bleargh…don’t get me wrong, eggs serve a purpose as a binder, but honestly, eating eggs is one of the most disgusting things I can think of off-hand that everyone else seems to think is A-OK.
Lesbian sheep are either non-existent or the most frustrated creatures on the planet. When a female sheep wants sex they indicate this to other sheep by standing still.
Cheese, if I understand correctly, is not sour milk. It is solidified milk that has been introduced to specific bacteria that prevent souring bacteria from taking root. They’re sort of like little anti-sour soldiers protecting the cheese-fort.
Maybe that’s where “roquefort” comes from! 
Are ostrich eggs the largest cells? I thought that caulerpa taxifolia was bigger, in some cases growing over 9 feet in length.
We think of Middle Earth as a fictional place. But that’s exactly what Mediterranean means.
There’s a Scotsman joke in there somewhere, I know there is.
Female platypusses have mammary glands but no teats; they just “sweat” milk. Also male playtupusses have venomous spurs.
I have a minor cut on my ankle that’s been infected - while the immune system’s fighting the infection, my body is reacting poorly to the waste products of the bacteria that got under the skin.
And when I think about it that way it skeeves me out in a way that thinking “that hurts because it’s infected” doesn’t.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you don’t put disinfectant and a band-aid on cuts below the shoe line.
Someone, thousands or tens of thousands of years ago, looked at a cow and said to themselves, “I think I’ll squeeze that pink dangly thing and drink whatever comes out of it.”
Think of the guy, posed with the great question - do I eat the chicken or its droppings?
Maybe Nicholas Cage’s sweetie can.