Most famously spoken by Jerome Lester Horowitz.
Any post that starts with “all polls are rigged“ or “all studies are fake“.
“Here’s a link to a youtube video/podcast that explains my position perfectly:”
Anything that invokes epigenetics or quantum theory to explain explain anything other than epigenetics or quantum theory.
“According to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle,” <quantum principle extended to social circumstance>
curate
If I go grocery shopping and actually think about what I buy instead of grabbing random crap off the shelves and tossing it willy-nilly into my cart, I am the proud owner of“ a carefully curated selection of foodstuffs”. Like I’m somehow the equivalent of the guy who decides what to hang on the walls of the Met museum.
“I’m a Libertarian…” Nope, don’t care about your opinion. You’re telling me your beliefs center about a model of government that has never been tried and never will be tried by any nation and is offensive to my morality.
“Democrat Party” Juvenile attempt at a slur.
“Sadly, only 3% will share this. Should be 100%” It would be if everyone agreed with you.
“Bet I won’t get one share”. But you already did share it, imbecile.
“{Person You Like} DESTROYS {Person You Dislike}” No, only if you agree with it.
“Both Sides Do It!” No, they don’t.
“It is what it is.”
“Hurry! This offer won’t last!”
“LOL!” - writer responding to his/her own comment.
“You just have to have faith that…”
“Are you…?” - fill in religious denomination of your choice.
Anything that mentions a current dance craze, TV show or celebrity (some exceptions apply, but not many).
Ah, okay, did not know that. Thought it was Marx; ignorance fought.
My overall point still stands, though–it’s said by someone widely thought of as funny, therefore the line itself must be funny. 9Or maybe it really is funny, and I’ve just never had it cooked the right way. So to speak.)
Especially if they worship “herb.” :dubious:
Speaking of which, anything suggesting that marijuana is the cure-all for every disease known to man makes me stop reading, as does anything which endorses essential oils for any reason other than making something smell or taste better.
Somewhat related: “baby mama” or “baby daddy.” It is bad enough that those people used to be called husband or wife, but it seems awfully dismissive to me of another person with whom you are raising a child.
Presenting a belief as a fact. I KNOW THERE IS A GOD. No, you believe it. There’s no way of knowing it.
People who confuse beliefs with facts can be the most dangerous people in the world.
I agree with your point, but I think your example is bad. People who say such a thing are implying a belief. Nobody states a fact in a manner such as “I KNOW THAT THERE IS A CITY IN FRANCE CALLED PARIS!!!”
The statement you cited, fairly construed, means “I believe strongly there is a god, even though others may disbelieve.”
I think Annie-Xmas has it right. I know a lot of people for whom “I know there is God” is exactly the same thing as “I know there is a city in France named Paris.” They do totally mean that they KNOW it.
Right. I’ve talked to anti-abortion protestors who tell me they know there is a God because EVERYBODY knows it. Disbelievers are suppressing that truth that everybody KNOWS.
And we are all going to have to stand before him (always HIM) and give an account of our sins when we die. They know it.
Does anyone actually say those words except as a joke of some kind?
Oh, absolutely. Especially young millenials and lower class (can’t think of a better term right now) people.
“Political correctness.” The number 1 most pernicious thought-stopping cliché nowadays.
Even though you beat me to it, I had to say it.
Any of those evo-psych just-so stories. Especially any use of “hardwired” that doesn’t directly concern electronics.
This, absolutely.
Yes, and almost always as a term of derision.
“for me, personally.”
“If I/he/she/you would have known…”