Things that most dopers would hate you for?

[Penfeather]

@ZPG_Zealot

My dream constitutional amendment would be one that ties abortion rights to firearms (i.e., the only way to outlaw abortion would be to outlaw guns), simple because I think it would be easiest way to get to an end all discussion of the subject.

You want to shoot foetuses?

[fisha]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I like Dick Cheney.

I have 5 kids, which means I have 3.8 too many. I own a truck and three SUV’s. I’m a moderately successful business owner/capitalist, therefore an evil oppressor.

I fired a guy a week before Christmas, and another guy on his birthday.

A circumsized penis is a wonderful thing.

I believe many people on disability are not disabled. This includes veterans.

I believe many kids are overdiagnosed, and could just use some better parenting.

I hate cats and think every.single.one pisses inside a house with alarming frequency that their owners are loathe to admit. As a remodeler inside many different people’s houses, this idea is proven and reinforced over and over and over again.

I think that coffee tastes like burnt ass.

I think that abortion is absolutely, positively murder. Still should be legal. If you don’t want your kid, why the hell would I?

I think that most programs for the poor support a middle class/ upper class lifestyle for the employees of the program instead of actually helping the people who need it, and everyone is perfectly ok with that. Which is bullshit.

I charge more for clients I think are assholes. If the idea of this upsets you, you are more than likely an asshole yourself.

[Rhiannon8404]

I lost 90+ pounds and have kept it off using a dieting method other than simple calorie counting and exercise.

[Becky2844]

I don’t like sushi without ever having tried it.

[Whatever4]

@Fair_Rarity

I don’t like cats and I’m starting to not like dogs, or more specifically, I am REALLY starting to hate dog people.

Will you be my friend?

[DinoR]

On the big hotbutton issues that people are so passionately binary about I tend to have “C - None of the above” as my position. Even when I largely agree with one side I can vehemently disagree with aspects of the orthodox position is.

Some results of the above:

• I have a tendency to call the two sides of the abortion debate, Anti-life and Anti-choice.
• Alternatively, I sometimes say I am both Pro-life and Pro-choice. Life and choice are both great things! Now do you want to actually talk about abortion?
• I can comfortably label myself as a liberal Republican.

[Spoons]

I smoke Cuban cigars. I also enjoy my pipe. Indoors.

[Ranchoth]

'See, the thing is, most of my jarring, contentious political opinions are roughly cancelled out by my other jarring, contentious political opinions, so I’m pretty soundly balanced on the political “hatred” score. I think I’m “mildly irritating” at worst.

So I guess that basically just leaves my taste in movies. Jar-Jar Binks was fine, once you got used to him.

[cochrane]

@QuickSilver

I give up – who?

He’s on first. What’s on second.

[cochrane]

@mage-girl

Things that would surely get me despised around here (if anyone chose to give a crap that is

• I’m on Social Security Disability (have been since the age of 40)

I don’t hate you for that. I’m on Disability, too. I imagine a lot of Dopers are also on it.

[kaylasdad99]

@YogSosoth

I don’t always read a thread or posts before I reply to them because I assume from the subject line I know where the thread is going

I generally do read the entire thread before I post to it. And if it doesn’t go to where I expected the subject line to lead me, I sometimes pretend that I don’t notice that. Then I post the response I wanted to in the first place, simply because I find it amusing.

[Smeghead]

@Count_Blucher

I’ve posted here enough that I Actually Show Up on “Shit-head Republican Radar”. Evidently my POV worries enough people that I have crappy PI’s (who dont even live in my state ) driving past my house every hour on the hour and following me in 3-car-teams whenever I drop my kid off at school or go shopping.

If I do the math, I’m costing them One Fucking Huge Fortune every single day… and all just by writing my opinions here.

Barnum was right:

SUCKERS!!!

Um…WOW.

[Crafter_Man]

I burn trash, vote libertarian, and carry a gun. What do I win?

[CheshireKat]

I love this video. I’ve watched it at least ten times.

[PlainJain]

@ZPG_Zealot

I derive part of my income (unfortunately because of the lousy pay academics get, a rather large proportion) from fortunetelling and the selling of various “new age” or “folk magic” paraphernalia. I tell obviously adopted children who are brought into my shop for a consultation that they will only find true peace and happiness by reuniting with their biological parents. Of course, I despise 99% of all children for being ill-behaved brats. I am pro-capital punishment, pro-abortion, and have only extremely minor worries about stand-your-ground laws. My dream constitutional amendment would be one that ties abortion rights to firearms (i.e., the only way to outlaw abortion would be to outlaw guns), simple because I think it would be easiest way to get to an end all discussion of the subject. I think the genetic father of a fetus or child should have the option within 2 to 6 weeks of his being informed of the existence of said fetus or child to sign away all rights and responsibilities. I call it the paper abortion. Oh, and cell phones should be banned.

Just curious, what is it about a child that gives them away as obviously adopted?

[joyfool]

@TruCelt

I wear crocs any time I can get away with it. Sometimes I even wear them to the grocery store with sweatpants.

And I’m sure my ellipses addiction has me on several ignore lists . . .

Ha. Me too. But the fashionistas who used to get apoplectic over this, I don’t think they post to the board any longer, so I think we’re okay. As for as ellipsis… meh.

The only thing I can think of that might actually get me “hated” on here is de-clawing my cats. Mine have always been solely indoor kitties who haven’t seemed to mind, so I continue to save the furniture I can’t afford to replace. It’s a trade-off.

[PlainJain]

@MostlyUseless

There is absolutely nothing to hate on for that. It is a tough economy.

You don’t read here a lot, do you?

[TriPolar]

Jeez, I’m just a jerk. You guys are awful. It’s like the montage at the end of Seinfeld.

[lorene]

@Knorf

Honestly almost nothing in this thread leads to a poster being “hated” by the board in general. Being a conservative, liberal, libertarian, Christian, Muslim, Atheist, non-Joss Whedon fan, or whatever, isn’t creating any hate in and of itself that I can see. No one hates Shodan for being a Republican (as an example). I don’t really see Shodan accruing much hate at all, in fact. Irritation, sure. Hate? No. He’s not even Pitted all that often! There have been liberals who were (justly) Pitted more often than Shodan has been.

Here are things I’ve seen board members hating:
[ul]
[li]Racism/Sexism/Homophobia[/li][li]Mistreating animals[/li][li]Conspiracy theories[/li][li]Blatant spam[/li][li]Trolling (not merely posting in a confrontational style, but actually transparently posting just to get a rise out of people)[/li][li]Telemarketers[/li][li]Inside jokes that people refuse to let die[/li][/ul]
Or maybe you all just have a different definition for “hate” than I and the common dictionary have. Is annoyance with a poster hate? Is impatience with someone who won’t acknowledge a valid point in a debate hate? Is mocking someone for being a dumbass in public hate?

It seems to me that “hate” requires something more extreme than your run-of-the-mill Internet gibes.

Yeah, some of these are venturing close to sneakbrag “people hate me because I’m beautiful” posts.

@ZPG_Zealot

I derive part of my income (unfortunately because of the lousy pay academics get, a rather large proportion) from fortunetelling and the selling of various “new age” or “folk magic” paraphernalia. I tell obviously adopted children who are brought into my shop for a consultation that they will only find true peace and happiness by reuniting with their biological parents. Of course, I despise 99% of all children for being ill-behaved brats.

But not all.

[elbows]

I wear socks with my flip flops when my toes get cold.
And not just in my house!

Shrug, don’t care who doesn’t like it either.