That other thread started off with great potential, but it quickly disintegrated into a logical discussion of actual facts, rumors, and theories both legal and political.
With all due respect, there’s a time and place for such mature behavior…but this isn’t it. This post from that thread was in the spirit I WANTED to see the discussion go for:
I add the following:
Moshed at an Iggy Pop show.
Smoked with Willie Nelson.
Cleaned limp and browning vegetables out of the royal fridge.
Travelled faster than the speed of light.
Worried about the aerator on his septic tank.
Waited in line to buy a fifty pound bag of dog food.
Levitated while touching elbows with Michael Palin.
Run out of gas at the side of the road, hitchhiked to a filling station, and been compelled to leave a ten dollar deposit for the gas can.
Anyone else?
I dont’ know, World Eater, some of those he could conceivably have done. “Smoked crack from the Royal pipe” comes to mind. Of course, some are obvious, like “Lit one of his farts on fire.” Well, of course not. That’s what butlers are for.
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE
11 November, 2003
Buckingham Palace
Representatives of the Royal Family met with press today to deny the rumors that Prince Charles has been involved in any fishy activity.
“The Prince has not been involved in ANYTHING fishy,” they are quoted as saying. “The rumors of his bath in a giant cauldron of smelt are completely without merit. He has likewise not begun a new life as a modern artist working in the medium of freeze-dried, shellacked tuna, nor has he put forward a proposal to replace the Union Jack with a crown and a porpoise rampant on a field of daylilies.”
The spokesmen went on to deny rumors of the Crown Prince’s involvement in the “mudfish incident” with the rock band Led Zeppelin in the early 1970s. “Prince Charles has been involved in nothing more fish-related than kippers for breakfast,” they concluded.
Officials at the Thames River Authority were unavailable for comment.
[Silly Songs]
He’s never plucked a rooster and he’s not too good at ping-pong,
and he’s never thrown his mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and he’s never kissed a chipmunk and he’s never gotten head lice,
and he’s never been to Boston in the fall
[/Silly Songs]
( http://www.elyrics.net/go/v/Veggie_Tales/The_Pirates_Who_Don’t_Do_Anything/ )
Cleaned my house.
Danced with the Devil in the pale moon light.
Won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.
Created a 1/50th scale model of Buckingham Palace out of instant mashed potatoes.
Ate his way through 50 boiled eggs in one sitting
Lost his left testicle in a chip pan fire accident
Caught a rabbit and he ain’t no friend of mine
Blacked up with burnt cork and played banjo on Comic Relief
