It tastes like burning!
Combos taste like dry dog food smells.
If you eat Lays sour cream ‘n’ onion potato chips, and then toss a handful of Reese’s pieces in your mouth, it tastes the same as a Butterfinger.
Has anybody else noticed that certain beers have an undertaste of semen? I know it isn’t just me; Carlsberg in Copenhagen was good, so we tried it here and there was that come taste. So I handed it to a friend and asked what she thought it tasted like, and she said “Beer, I dub thee Cockmouth.”
The guys wouldn’t drink it after that.
But I’ve noticed it in several beers and keep trying to figure out what it is in “beerspeak” so I can read the description at the Saucer and not drink it.
Now I’d take some of that 
Hewlett Packard sauce? 
My odd taste to report is screwdrivers. Not sure about other brands, but Sears Craftsman screwdrivers have a particularly “spicy” and almost burning taste. Makes it tough to stick one in your mouth to free up the hands when you’re in an awkward place with limited spots to quickly stash a tool for a moment.
Someone told me that the proper mix of Coke and Sprite tastes exactly like Dr. Pepper. I’ve yet to test this. Blood tastes metallic because of the iron in it. That’s all I can think of for now.
HP Sauce. The HP stands for Houses of Parliament.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Thanks for that! I’m going to be hearing his creepy little british voice in my head all day now!!!
The paint in paintballs tastes like those poisonous berries.
[QUOTE=Zsofia]
Has anybody else noticed that certain beers have an undertaste of semen?
[QUOTE]
Now, I wouldn’t admit to knowing this sort of thing. At least not on a public message board.
But that’s just me, and some of my friends…
[QUOTE=Etherial]
[QUOTE=Zsofia]
Has anybody else noticed that certain beers have an undertaste of semen?
It’s like this.
Well it’s not quite a taste, but my CD-Rs smell like my shaving foam. Almost identical in fact.
How about two smells and a taste?
Okabashi sandals and TheraBands smell like chocolate.
Frozen lychees taste like perfume.
If we’re going for smells now,
a freshly opened pack of Marlboro Mediums smell like a box of raisins.
Mountain Dew Code Red tastes exactly like Southern Comfort, which is to say that it’s revolting.
ZJ
If I chew a piece of orange peel and then drink milk, it tastes very much like this wonderful dessert I had once in Paris called mouhalabieh, which is made with orange flower essence.
Papaya smells exactly like vomit to me. Sorry. That’s probably why I never eat it.
Papaya is no issue, but microwave popcorn smelled from too close smells like vomit to me. As does onion from any distance, but that’s just a psychological link I will never lose.
Hey, there’s reasons I’ll never hit a Dopefest. 
I was just hoping somebody else would pop up and say “Oh, yeah! You know, when they describe the beer as “___”, that’s what they mean.” Because you only really want that particular taste in context.
And who wants beer with an undertaste like an endive salad with salt dressing?