Oh, a twist! While unloading the dishwasher last night, I had a good time making a list of “high class” and “no class” items and behaviors.
We can start with visible tattoos…like on the neck. Most of them are tacky, but they are normal now.
Too much makeup. Seriously, when did we start putting on false eyelashes and heavy contouring to go to the gym or run errands?
Also, too-tight clothes. Buy the size that fits, not the size you think you are, ladies. Sizes have no basis in reality in stores.
Lack of foundation garments (for women and men). Ladies, that dress looks way better with Spanks underneath, unless you are 18 years old and have a perfect body. Gentlemen, you really, really need to wear a t-shirt under your work shirt. I do not want to see your nips, nor your moobs.
Why yes, I was in an all-employee meeting yesterday, why do you ask?