We’re in the planning and negotiation stage of a bathroom redo. It has expanded to replacing the old wallpaper in our master bedroom. My wife asked me about color preference for the paper, but there’s a snag. The only place left in this town to buy wallpaper has put all its sample books on quarantine “Because COVID-19.”
Wallpaper has been slowly dying out in recent years, but this might be the final dagger to the heart. You can’t buy wallpaper over the internet, she says, because dye lots change, and you have to actually lay eyes on the product to know what colors you’re getting.
Handshakes are probably gone forever, and I don’t know if we’ll ever get back to greeting people outside the immediate family with hugs.
I coined a new substitute for the hug. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cabbage%20Patch%20hug