To the woman I cut out of my life eight years ago:
Owning dogs is not the same as being a mother. Yes, I realize you go home to let them out at lunch and pat their little heads. But then you LOCK THEM UP IN A CAGE FOR FOUR HOURS until you come home after work. This is not the same as being a mother to a human being.
Fuck you and your issues; I am so glad I never have to talk to you again for the rest of my life.
There are a lot of things in this thread that people really ought to go ahead and say. This one most of all. I hope you do say this as soon as possible to someone you know IRL.
Been there. I finally caved and cried “Uncle” for help. And guess what? It’s helping. It’s not instant, but it is helping.
Please Man, get yourself some help. You deserve it.
To gladiator sandal wearers, high booty wearers, and UGG wearers I would love to say:
“When you wear those things with a dress or skirt, you look like you’re standing in a pair of BUCKETS.”
“If you say “like” more than 5 times in one sentence, you need to learn more words.”
“Stop saying that everything is ‘AWESOME!’” (Again, look up some new words)
Guys: “Unless you are a cute freckled-faced boy of 10, please stop wearing your baseball caps on backwards. You look absolutely ridiculous.” (And PS: if you’re not getting any lately, THAT’S WHY!)
“If you are stupid enough to text WHILE DRIVING, you should lose your license for life. You are too dumb to drive.”
And PUH-LEEZ–pull up your pants! I have seen way too ass-cracks!!
tucks gladiator sandals beneath skirt