Things You Can't Do

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
21

“I can’t dance
Don’t ask me …”

22

I can’t make that silly rasberry noise.
I know it’s stupid… but people have actually spent long periods of time trying to teach me… and I still can’t do it.
(I can do other fun things with my tongue though :slight_smile: )

-pandora

23

Everyone loves a Genesis reference. :slight_smile:

Ummm… I can’t throw darts left handed. Everything else is okay… just not darts.

I can’t use a public toilet.

I can’t drive slower than 80 on a freeway.

I can’t eat tomatoes.

These are a few, it’d be easier for me to list the few things I can sorta do.

24

I can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd…

25

Try to more spontaneous.

Use the sure-fire hiccoughs cure: Run around the house five times without thinking of the word “wolf”.

26

I can’t stop drinking coffee.
I can’t start flossing.

27

I can’t feed the hungry
I can’t talk Shakespeare to a monkey

I can’t sing underwater
I can’t have the boss’ daughter

I can’t drink lava from plastic glasses
I can’t influence the masses

I can’t become invisible
I can’t bullshit the devil

Wow, name that obscure reference. I’m suprised I remembered that much.

28

I can’t think about my wife without getting hard. I am so lucky. Happy 14th honey.

29

I can’t fool all of the people all of the time.

30

You can’t dance, or you won’t?:slight_smile:

I can’t resist an opportunity to post this actual Genasys quote:

It’s no fun
Bein’ an illegal alien.

You’re welcome!

31

[belts out]

Caaaan’t help lov-in’ that man of miiiiine!

[/belts out]

32

I can’t finish anyth

33

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
[sup]I can’t believe I said that![/sup]

34

I can’t go swimming in a baseball pool.

35

I can’t stop surfing the SDMB.

36

I can’t believe it’s not butter.

37

I cannot stop munching ice
I can’t do that whistle thru your fingers thing
I can’t remember my wedding day
I can’t do cartwheels
I can’t list anymore, cuz I’d just get depressed

38

I can’t put my elbow in my ear.

I can’t stop thinking about sex, period.

I can’t see the back of my head without a mirror.

I can’t eat raw fruit or vegies without an allergic reaction.

I can’t live the life I want to live, because I am too busy living the life I HAVE to live.
that is all.

39

I can’t land a cartwheel on the balance beam.

I can’t do a kip consistantly.

I can’t do a standing back tuck and actually land standing up.

I can’t play any sport that involves a ball (The whole hand-eye-foot coordination thing just isn’t there).

Lately I can’t even perform an aerial cartwheel. :frowning:

40

I can’t see my feet when standing straight up.

I can’t paint my fingernails.

I can’t make myself like my job.
That is all for now.