I can’t fight this feeling anymore.
Why, it’s almost as if I’ve forgotten what I started fighting for…
I cant say the word ‘statistics’ properly. It always comes out ‘stasstistics’. Once, it came out ‘staqwistics’. I dont know why.
I, on the other hand, can believe I ate the whole thing. 
I can’t change film with a kid on my back…
I can’t see the mole on the back of my neck, even with two mirrors.
I can’t ski.
I can’t not laugh when I read the Halvsie thread.
Read the time on an analog clock. (Don’t laugh at me, please.)
Run a mile in less than 5 minutes.
Get a decent haircut.
Write a good rant.
Ahem
[smarmy lounge singer voice]
I…can’t…help…falling in love…wi-ith…you
[/smarmy lounge singer voice]
thankyew, thankyew verra much
::encores with “I can’t stay mad at you”::
Get elected President. (No way the Bad Movie Fanboy Party would ever garner enough votes)
Fly.
Break the backboard with my dunk.
Dunk.
Run 600 miles per hour.
Shoot lightning out of my ass.
Shapeshift.
Make a billion dollars.
Bench my weight.
Talk to my father, my grandfather, or WallyM7 again.
Hop a plane to Paris.
I also can’t whistle in that “hailing a cab” fashion.
Also, and this is really weird, I can’t snap the fingers of my right hand. Left, no problem. Right, no chance. Interestingly enough, I’m right handed. Go fig.
Get no satisfaction.
I can’t…
…whistle with my fingers
…turn a cartwheel
…get the dipstick back in my car without help
…take a shower in under 10 minutes
…draw a perfect circle
…conjugate irregular French verbs in any tense but present, past composed and future
…pronounce sibilants correctly
…think of a way to pluralize “s”
…stand it
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[li]I can’t show emotion.[/li][li]I can’t pay for a CD.[/li][li]I can’t shop for more then 3 minutes.[/li][li]I can’t help but post to every thread I open, even if it’s for the stupidest reason.[/li][li]I can’t make my handwriting look better then an 8 year old’s.[/li][li]I could not get past physics 462. ROADBLOCK!!![/li][li]I can’t help but change my sig every few days.[/li][li]I can’t help but change the channel every few minutes, even if the shows still on. Hey, there may be something better on another channel.[/li]I can’t think of a good way to end my post.