So I am in midst of a rather major project at work. This involves our VM infrastructure. In a nut shell, our SAN is causing performance issues which cause SQL to send alerts. This is due to lun misalignment.
So we have to shut down all the VMs and then realign the luns.
When I tell most of my friends or family about this they get that far away look in their eyes…
What do you do that none of your friends or family get?
Everything. No one in my family has ever been able to understand what I do, and every time I try to explain it goes wrong. For what it’s worth, I do IT consultancy - specifically SQL Server and Dynamics CRM. It’s not really that difficult to explain or understand, but somehow it’s never really been something they’ve grasped.
Now, because I work extensively with SQL server, I understand why you need to realign the LUNs, though the details of SAN management are beyond me. I just yell for help from the infrastructure guys at this point.
One of the hardest things I had to do in graduate school was convince my advisor that no, the grant request I was sending to my local government could not say “AM1, PM3, 3-21G, 6-31G* and 6-311+G** will be employed to calculate the optimal steric configuration and variant energy levels along several angles of rotation for the biphenyl and 4,4’-dimethilbiphenyl molecules in order to determine which method offers optimal performance/computational costs ratios”.
The people evaluating the proposal were going to be: a lawyer, a doctor, an engineer (mechanical or agricultural) and two more, all of them professors at the local universities. Since there was no local chemistry school, the “two more” were not going to be theoretical chemists: we had to Keep It Simple while not being terribly inaccurate.
The “simple” version still was specialized enough that the grant committee had to send it to someone else for evaluation; they wrote me a nice letter apologizing for the delay and saying that as far as they could tell it looked pretty interesting. And once they got the confirmation that yes, it was interesting, I got the grant including payment for the months between the date when other cases were resolved and the date when mine was.
Nowadays I work in fields which are a lot easier to translate, but still, “having to do a LOME run on the true bulk before shipping” can lead to pretty confused looks (translation: the code for the “bulk material we store” and the “bulk material we are shipping” are different, you have to move the stock you want to ship from one to the other).
**Capt **from what I saw ya got paid to hang with us guests! (Just kidding / insert dumbass smiley here).
Actually beyond keeping it all running you earn your money trying to pack the damn van.
With regards to my employment, I, like many others, work in a situation that the majority of people think they know about because of preconception or Hollywood stereotype. Alas local tv news photog is kind of an odd mash up of artist, computer tech, construction worker, auto mechanic, psychiatrist and pizza delivery.
Everything you see on air I have to be able to do without any help - research, shoot, write, track, edit, operate live, fix broken stuff, etc. Also the concept that we are not allowed to be late (don’t miss slot at any cost) is the paramount consideration of our employment.
I love my SO dearly, but when I explain the finer points of resource leveling to her, I get a look that tells me that she’s trying to understand but doesn’t. I also think that she doesn’t care…but that another matter entirely…
Oh, wow, we have the same job, except I’m in enterprise monitoring. I sit here and wait for something to break, and then I fix it, and if I can’t, I call the people who can and tell them to fix it. I have also described my job, for the Bill the Galactic Hero fans, as Fuse-tender First Class, only without the grunting.