Talk to myself.
Pick at those white layers of dead skin under the corners of my toenails.
Masturbate.
Pick my nose.
Rub my fingers in my armpit hair, then smell them.
Put small things in my mouth and chew on them. Pencaps, whatever.
CD Player on as loud as possible
Telly on too (but mute)
Reading a book aloud while jumping around to the music
I will also hold conversations with myself, write a shortstory or take strange photos.
dodgy
I rearrange ALL the furnature, turn everything upside down and sing “Rule Brittania” while paceing the quarter deck of my make belive battle cruser, the HMS Manybigguns patrolling the English Channel against any and all comers.
Suddenly, we sight the German High Seas fleat! It’s 1916 and Vice Admiral Beatty signals us from the HMS Lion that we are to attack! The smell of cordite and blood is in the air as salvo after wicked salvo screech through the sky and slam them selves down on armor decks.
The For-mast comes crashing down with a screech of twisted metal and smashed rangefinding equipment, fires break out amidships, damage control teams rush to try and check the progress of the flames…
I scratch my butt, too.
Upham
Sometimes I’ll crank up the CD/mp3 player and perform an imaginary concert on air guitar and vocals, just like I did when I was 13. I also repeat certain words or phrases that amuse me over and over, using different intonations and vocal ranges. It passes the time quite nicely.
I have no time alone. I can’t even take a shower without two toddlers standing there, saying, “Wanna bath?”
Time with hubby after toddlers are in bed: we sleep. We occasionally have gasp sex. Either is good.
Sometimes I even get to read a book that doesn’t begin with “I do not like green eggs and ham,” but that usually happens at work. Hour lunches are so cool.
Hmm… I am practically always alone… do you want the story of my life or something?
[list][li]Lots of time spent on the boards or in #straightdope over in undernet.[/li][li]Every once in a while I give in and clean the floor off enough to walk on it.[/li][li]Homework will probably be working its way back into life fairly soon. :([/li][li]Music is a big part of life… without it, I’d be crazier than I am now[/li][*]Lots of time is also spent looking forward to phone calls… especially the kind that offer the chance to do the evident most popular all-alone activity…
Listen to music
Whine at friends (or strangers, whoever’s on)
Play computer games (Sims, Age of Empires)
Stare out my window
Write short stories
Think of new ways to torment DRY
Clean stuff (okay so this is kinda rare)
Homework (Even more so)
Poke at my stuff (doll, fountain, stuffed animals)