I was with you until the hat thing.
Hats can actually serve a purpose. It’s called “keeping the sun off your head.”
Otherwise, carry on.
People who use “what not” in a non-joking manner.
People who put a space in words that don’t need them and then do the same thing intentionally, as if it’s cute.
I can not stand those people!
People who over think sexuality/orientation/identity. Like this gal in a Nerve interview:
Identifying as having a cock? Calling it a pussy when it’s a cock would be overly precious/pretentious for me.
What if she gave it a cutesy name like Vagiwilly or Lola?
Especially when it’s heteronormative people who get offended on behalf of the alternative gender/orientation. “Let me show how openminded I am by pointing out everything that’s weird about this person!”
Vajayjay Johnson would be a good name for it.
I agree that pork pie hats look stupid, but I wear a hat outside. During the winter, I wear an Australian-style felt Stetson (Stetsons are cool.) It keeps my head warm, and the top of my head shaded. During the summer, I wear a canvas fedora. Again, it keeps my scalp from getting sunburned. Both hats come right off as soon as I come indoors.
I hope that’s not too “precious.”
You have a problem with Cocked-Americans or what?
At least she didn’t say that she wanted to suck her womyncock so she could swallow all her womynsperm.
The female euphemism “freshen up” has always irked me.
They need to learn that the way to say it is: “I gotta piss” or "I gotta “shit”.
Hats are a necessity for us bald guys. Sunburned scalps are a very bad thing. But I must admit, when I read:
I heard it in the current Doctor’s voice.
Agree strongly with both of these. Nicknames, whether for an individual or a group, are something that someone else gives you. Trying to give yourself a nickname is always the mark of a douchebag. FTR, in my whole life, everyone I ever knew who tried to give himself a nickname never actually got addressed by it. An example from a party in the early 80’s when I was a college boy:
“Hi everybody! This is my friend Duane from organic chemistry lab.”
(everybody) “Hi Duane!”
“Hi everybody. You can call me Smokey.”
“Hey Duane, you want a beer?”
“Duane! Gimme one of your cigs, man!”
“Duane, is that guy from Pakistan still the OC lab instructor?”
“Your car has me parked in , Duane, and I have to go for the pizzas.”
“You look mighty cute in them parachute pants, Duane. Ya wanna go camping?”
“Duane, you asshole, quit bogarting that joint…”
and so on. Duane persisted in trying to get people to call him Smokey for a semester or so, but I never heard anybody (even his girlfriend) call him that. Similar stories for the guy in martial arts class who wanted to be called “Cobra,” the guy from the gym who wanted to be called “Gorilla,” and a relative who wants everybody, for some reason, to call him Ray though his name isn’t Raymond.
Cocked-Americans should be a protected class with special parking spaces right up front.
We’ll call it the Cocked-Americans Protection Society (CAPS).
And we will all wear hats! 
I miss-read that for a few seconds as “Cookie-American”.
I heard it in the current Doctor’s voice.
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After the season premier, My wife informed me that I Was Not To Say That Within Earshot. I don’t wear bow-ties or fezzes, so that’s not a concern.
Ah yes, the infamous douchehats. A perfect storm of douchiness when paired with doucheglasses. (Alternative doucheglasses.)
I’ll add stick figures of your family on your SUV/mini-van and “Baby on Board” anything to the list.
I sometimes wonder, if I were to find a woman desperate enugh to marry me, how I would refer to her on this Board. Frieda the Sow?
Jinx the Cat, duh!
I think Freudian Slit just has a problem with the woman interviewed when she goes off half-cocked.