I’m now getting to the point where “app” doesn’t ping my precious meter. But just barely.
How does “widget” rate?
People like that who get offended on behalf of others with alternative genders are like the new middle class white kids who get more offended by “white privilege” than actual non whites.
I also really hate the term cisgender. It’s probably going to mark me as an ignorant heteronormative type, but do we really need a term that probably encompasses pretty much everyone?
I think the OP may have meant someone who wears a hat as a kind of very small car, thinking it smooths out his psychic wind tunnel profile a bit as he travels through the real world. Whereas it really just creates a vague karmic turbulence with that world.
Girls who name their tits. Stop that shit.
And those bumper stickers that say “Jesus take the wheel” or anything that indicates they’re willing to let god control who they do or don’t hit that day. I get away from those fuckers AFAP.
Yesterday on the radio I heard Noam Chomsky repeatedly pronounce Saudi as “Sa-oodi”. Then again, he is widely known to be a Summer’s Eve Disposable Douche.
I should have clarified, but what I meant was any dude who wears a hat as an accessory. Sorry but young or old, gay or straight, in my view men shouldn’t accessorize. I’m not too keen on cufflinks, tie pins or stylish man-bags either.
Noam Chomsky lives pretty close to a family member and I visit the area often. I always wondered what I would do if I ran into him in person. I would probably just shake his hand and say nothing nice but I would secretly want to punch him or tickle him until he pees himself.
I would totally punch Noam Chomsky in the throat.
I don’t really know who Noam Chomsky is, and I’m not going to go look, based on everything I’m hearing about him. 
I’ve seen Noam Chomsky in person. I’d like to wipe that smirk off of his face. :mad:
Noam Chompsky is what a Polish zombie dwarf does.
Does Nim Chimpsky go under the category of too precious? I hope not. I love that ape.
Now that is a pun. 
Speaking of Noam Chomsky, I really want a print of this.
Ours is Judy.
Judy Garmin.
My car’s name is Carrie (pronounced Car-ee). Anything that travels that far with us gets a name. Hey, I should name my suitcases, too! How about Satchel? Whaddya think?
Now that was a precious thread.
Ours got the faceplate carefully altered to read “Navi” instead of “nuvi”. Anytime it, in our opinion, starts offering too many damn reminders about turning, one of us will start saying “Hey! Listen!” to complete the Ocarina of Time reference.
Making yourself go down in value?
Ugh. I hate “sammies”. Some even worse ones I have heard:
Totes for totally
Cray-cray for crazy
Fabu for fabulous
That, on the other hand, is fucking hilarious.