Seafood, especially any type of shellfish. It smells like something that went bad.
Summer sucks. People like having sweat run down their bodies? There is no reason for the temperature to be over 70 degrees ever.
I do not like sex. I do not like religion.Sex and religion should be kept to yourself.
Overdone chocolate. Like chocolate ice cream with chocolate swirl and chocolate bits and chocolate covered wafers. Ick!
Beer. “Reality” TV. Friends.
I’m glad to see other people list Friends on here since I was thinking I was the only one who hated the shallow bastard characters on that show. Most of their jokes are rude or stereotypes. They’ll also fuck anything that moves. I just wish my friends would pretend that show didn’t exist when I was around because when they quote it or make references to it, expecting that I know every detail about the show as if the people were real, it makes my skin crawl.
Ever? Never, ever, ever? Not even in the 13th hour of the 13th day of the 13th month when there’s a blue moon?
Really? :eek:
I can’t stand professional sports. You name it… football, baseball, basketball, hockey… I could care less.
Tomatoes. Everyone around here is nuts about tomatoes. I can’t even stand to look at the disgusting things, let alone eat them.
Cats. The only thing they’re good for is target practice w/ a .22.
Television. Haven’t watched the stupid thing in years.
Las Vegas. Can’t stand the place.
Popular vacation spots in the Southeast such as Myrtle Beach, Hilton Head, Disney World, Gatlinburg, and anywhere in Florida. (I’ve never been to Florida, and I have no desire to go.)
Cities and large metropolitan areas such as NY, Chicago, LA, and Houston. What’s the appeal?
Playing golf. I’d rather sit and stare at a blank wall all day than play golf.
Driving. I can’t stop thinking about how easy it is to kill yourself or somebody else.
Hamburgers. I’ll eat them on occasion (there are very few things I absolutely refuse to eat), but I don’t see what the big deal is. They’re too bland, even when grilled, and since the E. coli scare they are usually dry and overcooked.
Channel surfing. If there’s nothing specific you want to watch, why turn on the TV at all? (Come to think of it, TV in general is overrated.)
Wine coolers. If you still enjoy the taste of Hawaiian Punch, you are too young to drink.
Amusement parks. OK for kids, don’t see the appeal for adults.
Volleyball. First of all, it’s a sport; I don’t like sports. Secondly, hitting a ball with your bare hands stings. Things that hurt are not fun.
Here’s one for you. I absolutely hate ice cream. It makes me positively sick. Now, like most human beings, my friends love ice cream, especially one who I think should maybe consider a 12 step program for it. Everytime I go out with them, they suggest that we stop for ice cream, and I say “ewwww”. They think I’m insane…I don’t know, would you like eating something that makes you barf? :rolleyes:
Shopping, King of the Hill, and American Pie.
I don’t understand why people love King of the Hill, the show is retarded. Futurama could kick its ass anyday of the week, but nooooo. Stupid Fox is canceling it. Figures. :rolleyes:
President George Dubya Bush.
and former Mayor Guiliani
Bananas. I prefer my edible phallic symbols to be turgid rather than soggy, mushy, and easily peelable, thank you very much.
Tomatoes. Why the debate over the tomato’s status as fruit or vegetable? Because neither group wants to associate itself with this loathsome sack of demon flesh.
Subway restaurants. Somewhere along the line I began to associate Subway less and less with blissful childhood excursions with Mom and Dad, and more and more with stomach pain akin in intesity to passing a 1985 Ford Taurus through one’s small intestine.
Celebrities. Sub-human ninnies that they are, especially the ones who back some cause, liberals, NRA, PETA whatever.
I’ve always found women’s hairstyles that don’t look natural very ugly. When hair goes in a direction it ain’t supposed to go, or is a color that hair never is - that’s a complete turn-off for me. I don’t mind coloring or styling, but keep it LOOKING natural, at least. Same with tattoos, or piercings anywhere but on the ears.
I also don’t find supermodels attractive. Too thin and they never look like they’re enjoying themselves. They could be on a beach in the Bahamas and still look pissed off. And, yeah, they often don’t look natural.
I never liked The Simpsons or South Park. They’re occasionally funny, but too rarely. I used to love E.R. What the heck happened to that show?
I don’t think I’ve ever really liked any movie based on a Saturday Night Live skit. “Blues Brothers” was okay, but overrated. Even movies starring SNL alum are usually pretty bad. Okay, most of the original cast has had some successes, especially Bill Murray. Eddie Murphy’s had a few good movies. I liked the first “Austin Powers” movie quite a bit (hated the second one). That’s about it.
Musically, I never got into CCR, Bob Seger, Bruce Springsteen, or Bob Dylan (I liked a few tracks from “Bringing It All Back Home”, but that’s about it). I’m sure they’re very talented, but I can’t listen to them.
David
Praise God, I’m not the only one! When the temperature gets above 75, I just can’t function. Being Irish, my fragile fair complexion can’t take the sun (I never tan–just burn, peel, and back to white) and I just hate sitting in the heat. I’d like to quote a comedian here (I think his name is Kevin Fitzgerald): “Putting an Irishman on the beach is like putting a fork in the microwave–a few sparks and a lot of pain”.
Uhhhhh…OK…hmmmm
Yeah, KingDavid8, you’re a good kid but…
Ixnay on the impsonsay atinghay…Capisce!
Funny, but this brings up a pet peeve of mine (not a HATE, simply a peeve) and that is the all-natural retro-70s chicks with limp, straight hair. I often want to buy them a can of hairspray and a blowdryer out of sheer pity. 
Any and all programming on NBC, CBS, ABC, USA, Sci-Fi (except Stargate), and most all other major networks.
Teen movies
Steven Segal
both Mission: Impossible movies
breast implants or just big tits
mazapan
beer
I like some Star Trek, but Voyager is like nails on a chalkboard to me
fluffy cats
little yappie dogs
Glenn Close (I just can’t believe she has talent after seeing her in Air Force One)
emoticons
Absolutely Fabulous
‘clamdigger’ pants
pro sports
The one thing I found unbarably annoying in Attack of the Clones was C-3PO
I’m sure I’ll be able to think of many more, I’m starting to hate everything… must think happy thoughts…
I so agree.
Those of us who are gifted by nature thank you for your input. :rolleyes:
BTW, it’s “marzipan” not “mazapan.”
It’s not so uncommon. I don’t like sex either (though I used to)
Here are a bunch of other people who don’t like sex anymore
Noooooooo Waaaaaaay
How can anyone hate Friends, Cheers and Seinfield.
I’m not a doctor but you may have some kind of brain defect 
I’m not really a person who hates many things but …
Boy/Girl Bands and Teen Idols
I was unfortunate enough to catch a bit of a Britney Spears concert on UK TV a while back and, without a shadow of a doubt, that may have been the most painful hour of my life. She mimed most of the songs and suddenly got all deep (well, at least equalling the depth of a puddle) and talked about holding on to your dreams. Excrutiating stuff.
Reality TV Shows
How many more of these things are they going to think up. Most people are not on TV for a reason, like they are BORING. News flash; appearing on TV does not suddenly give you a personality!
Boston (the place, not the band)
Apologies to all residents and lovers of Boston, but I can’t stand the place. Not sure why, I just don’t like.
England
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I’m English and live here, and let me tell you this place is the pits. Bad weather, bad food, depressing TV, even more depressing music scene and a world leader in most of the “isms”; racism, sexism, elitism etc.
Damn, I miss America
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The concept (that is embraced by all of my friends to a scary degree) that some movies are SO BAD, THEY’RE GOOD.
This freaks me out. To me, once you get to SO BAD, the part that comes next is “we should not watch them and instead do something else that is both enjoyable and productive.”
MST is okay – much of the dialogue is very clever and I get quite a kick out of it, but even for all that, I can only watch about 10 minutes of it at one sitting. The worst is people (again, my afore-mentioned “friends”) who defend their silly habit of watching movies that are SO BAD, IT’S GOOD by saying “it’s just like MST.” Kids, leave that to the professionals, I beg you!
[sub] The SO BAD, IT’S GOOD thing is not to be confused with IT’S BAD, BUT I LIKE IT ANYWAY. A perfectly acceptable thing, as long as you don’t impose it on anyone else. My fellow New Yorkers recently heard me wax philosophical on “The Warriors” which is clearly BAD, but I LIKE IT. Part of what I hate about SO BAD, IT’S GOOD is that I suspect many people who claim that actually LIKE IT ANYWAY, but think that it’s cooler to act like they’re engaging in some post-modern pop cultural disdain instead of just coming out and saying “eh, I like it though.”[/sub]