Women. They’re dangerous, ill-tempered beasts with seriously unhinged priorities.
Mean guys. Yeah yeah, I know I should go for a guy that treats me right, blah blah blah. But for some reason I’ll drop my pants for any guy that calls me a bitch and basically treats me or other women like crap. Must be a power thing.
:: turns irony setting all the way to zero ::
And the sad thing about that is that assholes can tell that. They learn to see the signs, and they seek out such women, and more than half the reason they treat you like that is because they get their rocks off humiliating or insulting you. I know, because I used to be that guy. No, I still am that guy, in part.
Don’t trust guys like that. And I’d work on the tendency to get excited by them. It ofttimes ends badly.
Silly bitch.
Every now and again, my wife will be super foul mouthed, usually in regards to something sexual. It’s very rare, and it just about hits ever button I’ve got some some odd reason. Not sure what’s up, but one simple “I want you to fuck me right now” or similar is 10000X hotter than a slow make out session leading to the act.
Oh believe me - I know. I married one of them. Now I’m a grown woman whose friends have said that if I even plan on dating anyone seriously that they want a full vetting of him and his intentions before I get to go out with him!
I’m pretty sure the fact that I can see intellectually what I’m doing and stop it before I do it means I’ve worked on it pretty well.
Doesn’t mean it won’t still turn me on, though…
Tristan - yep, pretty much just like that. 
Bankers and other finance exec types.
I absolutely despise the typical Wall St suit-and-Bluetooth fancy-MBA brokers. I find them shallow at best, amoral at worst, and their fuck-'em-and-chuck-'em attitude about women is a massive turnoff. And dear Og, don’t get me started on the monstrous egos.
Still, my knees always get a little weak when I see a hot guy in an expensive suit. It was one of the only perks of working in the financial district for a year back in my younger single days.
Oh yeah. You and me both.
Glasses on men. The thicker and geekier, the better. I saw Bringing Up Baby for the first time a few weeks ago, and while I have always appreciated the hotness of Cary Grant, I just about died when the camera zoomed in on him, looking all thoughtful and geeky and hot in his glasses. And on that note, men who fall down. Well, specifically, men who are good at physical comedy. It makes me laugh every time and turns me on. I don’t know why.
This!
That makes three of us.
Yeah I like the big girls too.
I forgot to add I have a thing for women in uniform and rough chicks too.
I’m not supposed to find women in uniform hot?
School uniforms?
Guys with their shirts open almost to the waist. Now, I can’t imagine it doing a thing for me if everyone participated or if said fellow was particularly bushy (eww!), but dear Og, the occasional glimpse of some chest (not even all muscled up, just a little skinny man will do the trick – well, that is if he has long hair) will get my motor purring. Especially if it’s of my favorite (read: the ONLY!!) shock rock king, now or when he was younger… rowr!
Another acronym for you: bobfoc.
Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.
There’s a girl at work like that. Quite short, but in proportion she has a kinda Eva Longoria swimsuit-model knockout bod, amazing tits and a fine curvy ass - but facially she’s quite plain, with a prominent nose - and she permanently has hay fever so her nose is red. I still would though (and she’d probably be grateful for it. Oh dear I am evil).
Wait, I don’t understand what “common” means in this context…working class? Or foul-mouthed and rude? Or what?
And the women saying they like sweaty muscly guys…is this really something think you “should” find disgusting? Really?
+1 to short women, although I’m not “intellectually opposed” to them. I may look down upon them at times, but that’s their own damn fault!
Some kinds of hentai may also turn me on, sometimes including things I am definitely against ever happening in real life, mostly involving rape or student-teacher relations. This has largely faded, so I’m not sure if it was a power thing, a fad, or just curiosity.
Seconded. I’d add “tentacles” in there somewhere too.
Also, prostitution. I don’t want to be a prostitute nor do I want to purchase one, but the whole idea of it makes me both nauseous and turned on. 
Yeah, I’ll go along with that one. Not any woman, but certain ones with a certain girly style of holding and exhaling drive me wild.