He does?! What the hell does he do with it? Where did he get it, ‘Tanks R Us’?!
I think I would buy a woman.
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Oh wait, I did. 
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I would like to find tampons that can be disposed of in a septic tank.
Well, you asked.
Sigh…too bad I live in Canada.
Well, if I ever hit the lottery, I can fly to Chicago, hire a cab, and madly run down the jams aisle.
It often happens that American stuff doesn’t find its way into Canada. (like Nutter Butters cookies, Cherry Coke…)
But…we have Coffee Crisp, Smarties, and Hawkins’ Cheezies, so there are compensations.
I can empathize with the poster who loves peanut butter and chocolate ice cream. I was sad when my supermarker dropped their peanut butter/chocolate blend. However, about a year ago, they started carrying the Breyers Blend’s Reeses ice cream, which is a little expensive, but basically the same thing. Mmmmmm (Homer Simpson drooling noise.)
Thought of another one today.
Stale Wrigley’s Double Mint Gum that is hard enough to crumble when you first put it in your mouth. I don’t know why, but I like it better than the soft stuff.
I wish I could tell which packs are old and which are the yucky fresh kind.
I just saw the movie “Orgazmo” and thought of this thread (nevermind the comments of spending way too much time here).
Having never seen “Sleeper,” I’d go with the Orgazmorator from Trey Parkers movie, instead.
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Filet
You can find your Charleston Chew here. It’s on the second page.
Hell. JamesCarroll, you can find apple buttter here.
Anyone who has posted about food-stuffs of the past should check out that site.
I’ve pushed it around here for a while now. I went there before Christmas last year and I was the hit when Christmas came. Relatives and friends really got off getting some hard to find food and candy from their youth.
It’s relatively cheap too.
I finally got the spare bedroom converted to a sort of library. Most of my books are horror and fantasy. I have some horror prints and might frame some dust jackets.
But I’d really like some wallpaper or border strips (or stencil patterns) in the horror vein. (Easy pun.)
You know, skulls, devils, tombstones – stuff like that.
My daughter-in-law had no problem finding John Deere tractor stuff to use in her son’s bedroom. Why can’t I find some zombie art?
“The Complete Works of Ernie Bushmiller”
World Series tickets for Wrigley Field
Remote controls that would turn red lights green and mute noisy children
Real X-Ray Specs
Unsweetened ice tea in the South
Stroganoff Rice-A-Roni in the East
Cone of Silence
A one way ticket for Dubya back to Texas
Pitless peaches