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It’s worse than that. At the end of a show, he goes back and rereads the answers he blew, and they edit the fixed words into the soundtrack.
I hope your world is not shattered. 
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I’ll take sex positions for $400.
And our next contestant is Cecil Adams… what the…awww fuck it - what’s the point? Just take whatever money is on the board and go, Cecil…
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I’ll take “Celebrities in the Closet” for $200, Alex.
“When we return, Janet will go first in the Double Jeopardy round because she’s the dumbass.”
“What is a Dirty Sanchez?”
“Yes! That’s right! The answer is ‘Wisconsin!’ Another 50 points for God, and…uh-oh, looks like Norman, our current champion, hasn’t even scored yet.” (©1984 FarWorks, Inc.- I’m not afraid to admit I stole this one from Gary Larson)
“Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?”
“Alex, my buzzer has blood on it.”
I’ll take “Network Passwords of top NSA officials for $100,” Alex.
Sean Connery: I’ll take the rapist for $200.
That was my favorite SNL episode, hands down.
“Before we begin, a word of explanation about the category ‘Myths and Superstitions’. Each of the correct responses in that category will be an actual belief of a major organized religion.”