I forgot the sheet of paper story.
It was spring, and the weather radio kept going off with tornado warnings. I left for work a few minutes early that day. Most of my drive was along a rural highway, flatland fields with the occasional small wooded area. It was overcast but not storming, and I kept watching the sky, not that I’d have anywhere to go if something happened. I reached a certain spot in the road, a bit of an elevation with open land, and all of a sudden a giant hand reached out and tried to shove my car off the road. It came from the south, this huge gust of wind, the kind that has you fighting the steering wheel, and–that was it.
“Well, that was weird,” I thought, and I glanced at the clock. I remember this, because I remember it was just then the time I would normally leave for work. Then immediately up ahead, I saw debris on the road. I expected it to be normal storm debris, twigs and leaves. But it was trash, basically. Just stuff. Then I looked up, and illuminated against the grey sky, there was this single sheet of white paper, way up there, and it just floated down to the ground, very slowly. And I remember thinking, “I want that paper. I want to see that paper.” Somehow it was very important, because of the way it had come out of the sky. But there was no shoulder, and no way to safely pull over and run back to get it. So I went on.
I got to work to tornado sirens blaring. A co-worker pulled in beside me. My cell phone rang, which was strange. I only use it for emergencies, and the only people who actually have the number are my sister and my husband. I answered it, and it was my sister, saying, “Where are you? The weather radio is going nuts.” I told her I was at work, everything was alright, not to worry. Beside me, my co-worker was having the same conversation with her sister.
We went inside. (If you’re wondering why the tornado sirens hadn’t already made us run for the building, tornado sirens in the spring are just sort of background noise here, and besides we knew once we went in, security wouldn’t let us leave until the all-clear.) Later on I went to a patient’s room–this was a hospital–and he was watching the local news and remarked that there had been a small tornado in a nearby town. This was mentioned several times throughout the night, including the time it had happened.
Which was right about when the giant hand tried to shove me off the road. When I got home that night, I got out a detailed map and was able to pinpoint where I was on the road. I was in an almost straight line with the town that had gotten hit. It was a distance of about 5 miles, and that’s the direction the gust had come from.
I really wish I’d been able to get that piece of paper.