:rolleyes:
OK, let’s compare them to… CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!
Esprix, who suddenly feels hungry
Okay, whoosh me if necessary, but this thread is making my brain hurt. What am I missing? If this is a reference to goings-on in another thread, could someone please point me there? Please?
stoli
Well, blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo,
as far as I can tell.
You’re perverts, every last one of you!
All right-thinking, God fearing, weekly lawn mowing, shoelace bowtying, hair setting, strike bowling, REAL Americans know that you can’t serve the ice cream on the side.
It must be on top of the pie!!!
Sickos, the bunch of you.
I don’t like to stir up a heated debate like this too much because I’m very much a “to each his own” type person. And, I do believe that each person should be able to choose whatever dessert he or she sees fit. But, I really prefer chocolate cream pie, not that there is anything wrong with apple. I like apple. It’s just that the chocolate cream has a something that the apple lacks (mainly chocolate). I don’t look down on the apple people, having a slice of apple, or even blueberry, is their right (although those rhubarb people are a bit extreme), but IMHO chocolate is the only pie I can justify.
Actually, I agree with Esprix. This thread has the distinct feeling of another mind-numbing MPSIMS three-pager.
“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill
. . . And oh, yeah, you don’t wind up in jail for putting a pie in the oven!
I don’t know about that, Rousseau. You get just one person in here arguing the merits of pastries, or even gasp cake over pies and this could turn pretty heated. We’d better leave it here, just in case.
Uh, although the thought of Rousseau and I agreeing on something is inticing, I wasn’t rolling my eyes at the OP, which I find amusing - I was rolling my eyes at Leroc’s lack of a grasp of surrealistic humor.
And if it’s another mind-numbing 3-pager… well, then, don’t read it.
I hate it when people whine like that.
Esprix
I take exception to your sanctimonious tone! It is not enough to “tolerate” apple pie lovers - you must celebrate that love!
Esprix, who understands they’re writing in an apple pie-loving character on “Dawson’s Creek” this season
My grandmother makes the best blueberry pie in the whole world!! Oh, and mincemeat! Whatever the hell that is. No actual meat in hers, I don’t believe, but I do remember white raisins.
Then again, my Aunt Freida’s coconut creme pie… ewwwwwww (talk about an abortion!).
They used to serve chocolate cream pie in the lunchroom in my junior high school, but nobody ate it because it was crunchy, and that’s not right.
Some folks are born liking vanilla ice cream…some like vanilla and chocolate… 
Apple pie is gross.
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Oh sure Eve…get everyone squalling about puttin’ babies in the oven, but did you come and defend my poor little ducklings from Ike? Oh No. Huh uh. You were pretty scarce, if you ask me.
trisha
Oh,Jazz . . . I’ve learned better than to disagree with Ike about ANYTHING. He and I just go our separate ways these days, whistling nonchalantly to ourselves . . .
Don’t y’all kinda miss Kelli, who’d be crying over babies in ovens by now?
Sorry, Esprix, I can tolerate apple pie lovers. At times I can almost understand their position. But I cannot bring myself to celebrate them.
To forgo chocolate for mere apples. Those apples will not have a happy life. They will be abused. Cut by an unsympathetic hand, forced to live squished together with many other apples in a tiny pie plate, and then, finally, cast aside and forced into an oven. Then, once taken away from the cruel baker, they will be passed from hand to hand and plate to plate, never having a chance of feeling ‘at home’, never able to put down roots. How could you people do that to a poor apple? Chocolate has none of these disadvantages.
Mmmmm, toddlers ala mode.
So, are babies like veal for cannibals?
Only if you raise them in playpens in the barn.
For the cost of one cup of coffee a day…Nevermind!
French Silk pie from Village Inn! And if you are going to put any icecream on apple pie it need to be cinnimon icecream.
Right about now children would be safer in the oven then out and about where freaks on the street can prey on them. But that is my own little mini-drama.
Mistress Kricket