Eve, you rock.
So, does anyone have a good recipe for toddler? I usually like mine rare.
Everybody knows that Steve McGarrett only takes orders from the governor and God - and occassionally even they have trouble.
Oh, so I suppose you hold up sign at apple-lover pride parades that say, “Once you go chocolate you’ll never go back!” eh?
Dammit, you’re right - consider me a chocolate convert
Esprix, who used that as a convenient way to side with chocolate, which he much prefers over most other things, including apples, but excepting Asian men
Apple pie and/or cherry pie with ice cream is everyday stuff.
Lemon meringue icebox pies made with “DimeBrand” condensed milk and grahm cracker crusts exhalt the name of God.
Pecan pies are a hymn of praise.
Chocolate pies are the work of the devil.
Crystalguy
Peter Percival’s pet pig Porky loved pie.
Could I have some banana cream pie, please?
As a cannibal, I find that insulting.
–John
Soylent Green™
We recycle.
Ok, Pooch, I dare you to say that 5 times, fast.
Orangecakes, you deviant! Banana Cream Pie? OK, I could tolerate the apple people, but banana cream is where I draw the line! 
You bigot!
Banana cream is the way pies were Meant to be.
And thats the first time anyone’s ever called me a deviant!
How dare you call me a bigot. I don’t judge a pie by its crust, I judge it by it’s filling! Some of my best friends like bananas. (OK, now this is just getting silly) 
Silly?! We are talking about the sanctity of pie eating here! There is nothing silly about standing up (or sitting down) for the pie you love!
But, Minxsmom, are those bananas, who are your friends, dead?
Wait, wait, wait…
Are you saying that better detail twelve metabolism?
Can’t you see that automatically sashweight radio chuckling?
You’re all just motel dreamily monitors.
–John
Who is so bizarre that Methodist Squis monkey torque.
This post mostly constructed randomly from Pet Sematary
Sorry. Let me try that again, now that I’ve ruined the joke.
But, Minxsmom, are those bananas your friends like dead?
I am assuming so (at least they’re not moving)
And what about that scene in American Pie? Can’t get away with doing that with a baby (at least I hope you can’t).
So, where you’ve been, quadell? I’ve got a higher post than you now! nyah nyah nyah nyahh nyah!
And what’s with this talk of “tolerance”? Don’t you people know that apple-pie eaters want to get married now? Isn’t that taking it a bit to far?
Please disregard the above answer, as I do believe I’ve been whooshed.
Sorry, Minxsmom, I should’ve put a link!
I just have one thing to say to you all … Key Lime!
I have a confession to make.
Like every patriotic American, I do apple pie (even when someone forgets the ice cream). Like every rational human being, I do chocolate cream pie. And, to make mother happy, I do pumpkin pie when I go home for the holidays.
But, every once in a while, I just have to have some lemon cream pie (not lemon meringue; meringue is yucky). So, does that make me a pervert? Am I completely beyond help?
Evil, pure evil…apple pie with ice cream? Apple pie is eaten only with a wedge of good Cheddar alongside. And the apples should snuggle with good Cognac and nutmeg; cinnamon is much too harsh.
So…you people think you can CHOOSE?! Well, apples are fine in their way; blueberries are infinitely better; chocolate and real coconut and key lime are very respectable, but obviously the sublime, suave, ultimate best are fresh raspberries in a tender, buttery shell.
(Okay, okay, so a luxurious chocolate mousse in flaky crust is sublime; we’re talking CHOICE here in the Pit!)
Besides, the OP lost all credibility when Madonna (Plastic Gravid Icon) co-opted American Pies.
Grumpy and hungry,
Veb