I’m glad that I’m not the only one to whom Novartis sounds like No-Fartis.
In the same vein, I always found it humorous that Kaopectate (a diarrheal medication) was made by a company called Upjohn.
There’s a chinese restaraunt in Roseville, MN (a bit hazy on the boundaries there) called;
Fu Xing Buffet
“Hey, let’s go to the Fucking Buffet for lunch!”
(yes, I know it isn’t pronounced like that!)
Lemanz (some type of car). I see that and I hear “Lemons.”
No kidding. My one friend works for Siemans while my other friend works for Johnson Controls.
Jack Off’s!
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Convenience stores that I’ve seen in Minnesota:
Kum and Go
Pump and Munch
yojimbo, that Faggots site truly takes the cake. My favorite is the third commercial, where the husband says in a voice precisely halfway between exasperation and delight, “Ahhhh… faggots.”
He then attempts to take the whole thing in his mouth at once!
You have a problem with facial acne? That ain’t shit. What about the ones I keep getting on my penis? What’s up with that shit?
Along the back highways from Eureka Springs, AR to Branson, Mo is a little seafood restaurant…called
The Bearded Clam.
I kid you not.
:eek:
FB
Um… ** Get Some ** firstly I think you wanted to put your post in this thread.
Secondly…:eek: Dude! Get to the doctor NOW! Get checked for genital warts, and std’s.
::Walks away muttering that they really do need a pukey face for times like this. ::
A product with a name that could be misconstrued? “Stiff Stuff” It’s a super industrial, nuclear powered, extra firm hold hairspray. 
I saw OG’s Food Mart last time I was in OKC. OG SMASH!
I have a Smeg oven. So do a few of my friends.
I remember the salesman looking confused at my sister and I cracking up while oven shopping. 
Just the other day I saw a Chinese or Vietnamese video store called Hung Long Videos. We were stuck at the traffic lights so I just looked at the sign and giggled for a couple of minutes.
Nips, the cheese crackers.
Maybe slightly off topic but in Newcastle Australia there is a state politician named Richard ( Dick) Face. Been elected a few times too.
In San Diego the airport is run by the San Diego Unified Port District or SDUPD (pronounced Stupid).
These two have been my favorites for years and years:
The Yamaha motorcycle called Virago (popular with butch women, I guess); and
The Toyota car called Cressida (“O Cressid! O false Cressid! false, false, false! Let all untruths stand by thy stained name, And they’ll seem glorious.”)
Ad-men can be such idiots.
No dude, totally look at it as a public service announcement. It’s much funnier that way.
In Gothenburg Sweden is a store called Hung Fat Asian Trading