News article from a while ago that I meant to post:
The pigeon was stripped of its tiny meth-packed knapsack and flew away, unharmed.
Could be heard to mutter: « wait till I find out who the stoolie was! »
But of course this was going to happen. Congratulations Canada on your clever (i.e., desperate) prisoners.
What is the airspeed of an unladen Canadian pigeon?
Depends on whether it got into any of that meth.
At least the bird managed to ditch the sunglasses and sandals, which might make it look suspicious. I presume it didn’t have many teeth?