What’s this thread doing in MPSIMS? Any thread about the National Pork Boark belongs in the BBQ Pit.
When I heard this, I said, “Babe, Wilbur be more Think Geek?” She gave me a glazed over look.
Well, that’s a horse of a different color.
Babe = Pig from movie of same name
Wilbur = Pig from Charlotte’s Web
Try to keep up – seriously.
That much I got. It’s the rest of the joke that gave me a buzz cut.
Y’all are really hamming it up. Hoping to make threadspotting?
and the owner of Mr. Ed, coimcidence? I think not!
Mr. Ed was a zebra, not a unicorn.
Everyone knows that!
Okay, fess up - everyone who caught this typo went “bork bork bork,” right?
And, mmmm, canned unicorn.
Definitely! National Pork Boark of Sweden!
Don’t be a dork.
Because that would make you a National Pork Boark Dork of Sweden!
Use a fork.
There was an old lady from Cork
Who liked to eat shit with a fork
Her son said, 'You goon!
'You eat shit with a spoon!
‘It’s pork that you eat with a fork!’
Of course, of course.
I thought the owner of Mr. Ed was Willlllllllllllllllllbur.
Use the fork, Luke.
There was a young princeling from sdorking
Whose cabinet members kept sborking
With rue he did say
Parliament would go “yea”
If I weren’t a prince but a spork king.
That’s the answer that I’ll endorse.
Unicorn meat makes me horny.
A spork. Duh.
Quit busting his chops.