Think Geek ordered to cease and desist!

What’s this thread doing in MPSIMS? Any thread about the National Pork Boark belongs in the BBQ Pit.

When I heard this, I said, “Babe, Wilbur be more Think Geek?” She gave me a glazed over look.

Well, that’s a horse of a different color.

Babe = Pig from movie of same name
Wilbur = Pig from Charlotte’s Web

Try to keep up – seriously.

That much I got. It’s the rest of the joke that gave me a buzz cut.

Y’all are really hamming it up. Hoping to make threadspotting?

and the owner of Mr. Ed, coimcidence? I think not!

Mr. Ed was a zebra, not a unicorn.

Everyone knows that!

Okay, fess up - everyone who caught this typo went “bork bork bork,” right?

And, mmmm, canned unicorn.

Definitely! National Pork Boark of Sweden!

Don’t be a dork.

Because that would make you a National Pork Boark Dork of Sweden!

Use a fork.

There was an old lady from Cork
Who liked to eat shit with a fork
Her son said, 'You goon!
'You eat shit with a spoon!
‘It’s pork that you eat with a fork!’

Of course, of course.

I thought the owner of Mr. Ed was Willlllllllllllllllllbur.

Use the fork, Luke.

There was a young princeling from sdorking
Whose cabinet members kept sborking
With rue he did say
Parliament would go “yea”
If I weren’t a prince but a spork king.

That’s the answer that I’ll endorse.

Unicorn meat makes me horny.

A spork. Duh.

Quit busting his chops.