I hope someone clones a pig-unicorn hybrid so we can have some peace in this world at long last.
Tacky.
True.
But tacky.
I am so stealing this.
Unipork?
Unig?
Yes, but wouldn’t the geek then be likely to bite off the unicorn’s head?
No, that’s why unicorns have horns so the horn will cause a gag reflex if something tries to stick the unicorn’s head in it’s mouth. Nature is cool!
Porkicorn? Unipig?
I think calling this product “unicorn meat” is like calling beef “cow meat.” I remember from high school French that the English anglicized the French words for food:
fr(cow) = boeuf,
fr(pig) = porc,
fr(chicken) = poulet,
fr(unicorn) = licorne,
an(boeuf) = beef,
an(porc) = pig,
an(poulet) = poultry,
an(licorne) = licor.
So it is canned licor!
Or more probably a slightly-more-anglicized version of the word, such as ‘lickor’ or ‘likker’.
Which gives a whole new meaning to Grandpa’s likker-smuggling…
(And it’s the word for the meat that came from French, not tha word for the animal, so ‘pork’, not ‘pig’.)
Hey, are you smuggling a unicorn in your pocket, or…?
Your puns have me completely stymeat.
They shut down Think Geek? The swine! And for such a boaring reason, too - it’s sow unfair.
This looks like a job for … SpiderPig!
I always keep the front door closed ever since that unicorn stabbed my neighbor’s baby…
Charlie? Is that you?
Sorry, Ma Joad…I wanted to bring down the lightness and magical fairy land sense of wonder what those unicorns bring, so I made a Grapes of Wrath reference to keep myself grounded. It worked.
Oh no, I have the name of the Pork-unicorn hybrid meat…
I mean ain’t it obvious
Pornicorn
(damn, don’t it figure the domain is already taken)
I was totally gonna buy the name just to do a pork-unicorn hybrid meat gag site.
I know you’re joking, but I want to make it clear that no one was shut down. They got a cease-and-desist order for something they’d already removed, as it was just a joke.
Whoosh!