I’ve been getting a lot of email about this pork council business. I just treat it like Spam.
mmm…pornicorn… And also, how the hell did it take us to page two to get Spam!!! I’m ashamed of us. Thank-you, Hypno-Toad.
So can I assume that the National Pork Board would frown on thisthen, too?
I just like to ham it up on occassion, that’s all. 
This stupid litigation really rinds my gears.
As a Jewish friend once told me over breakfast, bacon is OK to eat. Because pork is banned, but bacon is bacon, not pork. If bacon was pork, it’d be called pork, but it’s not pork, it’s bacon. ::munch munch munch:: Move along, gentile, nothing to see here.
I did a Ctrl-F for “Spam” and got through the first page. I was so excited! Then along came Hypno-Toad. Worst. Amphibian. Ever.
You’re right. Pork, bacon and ham can’t all come from the same animal because that would have to be some sort of magical beast like a … um … one of those magical creatures, the name’s right on the tip of my tongue.
I must protest. These puns are making me giggle. Real Men aren’t supposed to giggle.
If the pork people are so sore about the ad, maybe they need some oinkment.
well gee I’m just tickled pink…:rolleyes:
SPAM!
Spam’s off today.
No no. Not asking for spam. Just hamming it up.
Bloody vikings.
pignicorn
Hornipig