I heard this at work and it’s great. USUALLY works.
Think of a number from 1-10
Multiply it by 9.
You now have a two-figure number - add the figures together. If you don’t have a two-figure number, leave it be.
Subtract 5.
Take the number of letters in the number you’ve got now. So if it’s “seven”, you have five letters, so you get the number five.
Using the principal that A=1, B=2, etc, relate the number to a letter of the alphabet.
Think of a country starting with that letter.
Take the second letter of the country’s name and think of a four-legged animal with that initial.
And now…
TAKE THAT ELEPHANT BACK TO DENMARK!
(IF YOU PICKED “Dominican Republic” INSTEAD OF “Denmark”, YOU CAN JOIN MY MOTHER AND ALL THE OTHER SPOILSPORTS IN FEELING SMUG THAT I NOW LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT)
I’ve used the same trick, but not specified ‘four legged animal’ since people usually guess elephant, and also asked for the colour. There’s always a smartarse though.
I got the same answer. Oddly, I came up with Djibouti, and thought “That can’t be the answer they’re looking for…what other country starts with ‘D’?” And I also picked jackal, although jackalope was a close second.
I thought of Djibouti too, but my animal was a jaguar (my first animal was “giraffe” but then I said, “that doesn’t start with J! silly me.”)
Jump, shake Djibouti
Jump Jump, shake Djibouti