I’m not getting enough attention. I’m a big fuckup and not as funny or as smart as the rest of you! My threads sink like a stone and nobody loves me. Please come in and tell me how much you want to have my babies and how I never make typos and my thread titles are all so fucking hilarious. Please! If you don’t come in here and fix my ego I may cut myself.
Oh, you like me!? OK, I guess I’ll stay for a little while, until my fragile ego needs stroking again. Then I may think about leaving again.