OK, I have a few things to say:
First, El Cid Viscoso, you know, a lot of nasty things have been said in this thread, but I draw the line at someone saying I use NetZero. Man, that’s just not right!
Second, regardless of what psycat has said, bring on the cocksucking!
Ok ok, third and seriously - look, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it as clearly as possible as I can this time: Lobsang’s thread was obviously the one that set my gears in motion. I’ve been on hiatus for a while and honestly don’t know him from Adam. I was shocked to see that those types of threads survived for more than a post or two. I thought it was well-established that that kind of trolling for attention was sophomoric, annoying and, well…LAME! And so I parodied it. Harshly, some might say, but from what I can tell after this thread, the Pit has become a pussified, shiny-happified version of what it once was. The fact that it was Lobsang is secondary to the whole point of it, though. Did I assume it might ruffle his feathers a bit? Of course! In fact I hoped it would, so he might see the err of his ways. Did I think it would ruin his life or cause a major call to arms from some people over a huge offense to mankind? Of course not! I’ve seen my own fair share of harsh criticism in the Pit, valid and invalid and, while I listen to all of it, I take it how it should be taken, with a grain of salt. Especially when it is tinged (as it should be, to a point) with a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor.
It sounds like Miller is a pretty respectable, logical person, from what I’ve read here and elsewhere. Dude, chill out. If you can’t see that my post was (as was mentioned earlier) WAY over the top hyperbole, then I think you’ve either had a bad day or are reading way too much into it. Christ, I’m all about this community. I met my wife here for god’s sake. I’d say probably 80% of my posts come from MPSIMS. I love MPSIMS. If someone posted an honest to goodness thread stating, “I’m feeling really depressed, can you guys help a brother out…?” I’d be all over it. What I think is annoying, not to mention misleading, is when someone who has no intention of leaving claims that they are on the verge of leaving or are just plain going to leave. If you want to bolster a sense of community, do it by actually reaching out for a hand instead of using <weak> subterfuge to get your ego stroked.
Fourth, I’m circumcised.
And fifth and finally, the lot of you spung-monkeys are a bunch of dumb bastards. There’s no such thing as plate-sized nipples. They’re AREOLAS, fuckers!