The truth is, I mostly use my phone for two things. 1) Making and receiving phone calls and 2) podcasts. Actually, now that I think about it, three things. 3) Having the internet in my pocket. Oh, and 4) playing cribbage. I am so cribbage-nutty these days. And now that I actually sort of pay attention to and think about my plays, I suck somewhat less.
Anyway, the thing here is podcasts. There are podcasts on my phone. There are podcasts on iTunes. There are podcasts on my iPod that I use for running. And never the three shall meet. Seriously, ever since Apple divorced podcasts off into their own separate app, podcast management has been a disaster. For a while, I couldn’t get them to sync at all, so I subscribed to a bunch of them on the phone itself. Now I sometimes get double-copies from there and from iTunes. Plus, for some reason, the default (and so far as I can tell, only) order in which your podcasts are displayed in the gawdawful podcast app is the popular and helpful “totally fucking random”.[sup]1[/sup] I was looking for the Breaking Bad Insider podcast earlier this morning, to see if a new one had shown up yet. I’m pretty sure it’s on the list somewhere, as I listened to last week’s. But I sure as hell couldn’t find it, because the list started with “NPR: Ask Me Another Podcast”, followed by “NPR Programs: Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me Podcast”, “StarTalk Radio Show by Neil deGrasse Tyson”[sup]2[/sup], and “Welcome to Night Vale”. Oh, and my car doesn’t recognize “Podcasts” as a separate category any more, since it’s no longer on the “Music” menu, so if I want to listen to a podcast in my car, I either have to use the aux jack and a headphone cable, or I have to dig through hundreds of artists/songs/whatever until I find whatever it’s calling itself. In a word, or rather, in an onomatopoeic interjection: Grr.
So I’m thinking about jumping ship. Am I nuts, or might I have a better experience on some other smartphone? How much more difficult will it be to keep my various devices (including the aformentioned iPod and the iPad that I almost never bother to sync with iTunes anyway) more or less on the same page?
[1] Actually, this isn’t entirely random, now that I look at it. It’s in the order I’ve added them. This is still not helpful.
[2] Did any of you listen to the sex episode from last? week? I know that the format is Neil + comedian, but one would think he could’ve done a bit better than what he came up with. All the Doctor Ruth in the world (and what a delightful lady she is) could not make listening to that boring twit’s annoying voice worth it.