This board is a bunch of hypocritical douchebags

If you read this in Comic Book Guy’s voice, it all makes sense.

I think Comic Book Guy is probably a much spiffier dresser. His t-shirt and shorts aren’t stained, at least most of the time.

He wants to have it both ways. He wants to be a noble non-conformist, rejecting the social conventions of society. But he doesn’t want to pay any social penalty for that. He wants to be a beatnik but still have the squares respect him.

If you want to be a slob, fine. But if you don’t care, then don’t care. Wolfman obviously cares very very much.

And he cares that we care, which is just pathetic.

Caaaaaaaan you feel, the looooove toniiight…

It is iiiin this threeead…

Did you fall down and bump your head? Are you OK?

Is his tie stained?

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A pilot, you fucking racist.

It is often interesting to see how certain people think. A non-racist person would never consider equating choosing to wear stained clothes with denying a person a job because of their skin color. A non-sexist person would not try to make inappropriate work attire be equated with forbidding a woman from driving.

You can tell a great deal about what a person fears or believes by how they choose to insult others.

Roger Murdock

In answer to the IMHO thread What are the waiters secretly calling you on the receipt? the wolfman replied:

Here’s a hint: It’s actually “Inky” (or maybe Fat Inky Jesus).:wink:

#2 is probably “Sloppy Neckbeard”

Hmm - I call people dickheads all the time while driving. :smiley:

Today someone remarked that I need to shave and I look scraggly.

My (healthy, non-insane person response): “Yeah I could use a shave, but I’m too lazy and don’t care enough yet, oh well”

OP’s response: “YOU THINK A BLACK PERSON CAN’T DO AN EQUAL JOB TO A WHITE PERSON! I AM SO OPPRESSED I AM BETTER THAN YOU BLARRRRGHAIYDAMNDMDNAMND~!!!”