And now I’m going to be giggling all day.
Why?
“Turdiel”. Just what is HE the angel of?
Scumturd? Turdpup?
You all poke fun, but I think the OP is on to something. If we all leave out nonessential words from our sentences (like verbs), we can save the overworked hamsters a little stress.
Either that or he idiot man.