This Can’t Be True!
Some things just defy all reason.
snicker PHHT!
H! HA! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ahem
I don’t know what to say.
Oh boy…that is good. I almost hope it IS true, I think she’s a lousy actess.
BTW, you really need to go to the link. It’s even better in the whole context of the exchange.
Um. I think Lucille LeSueur is the real name of Joan Crawford. Eve could corroborate this…
I think this is a joke e-mail with a very subtle joke in the e-mail addresses.
This had to be my favorite…
“J.Lo is not just an actress. She is not just a singer. She is not just a celebrity. She is a movement.”
Of course she’s a movement. A bowel movement.
Louise LeSueur is the birthname of Joan Crawford. Just checked it on the Internet Movie Database.
I don’t think it’s true, since I jumped to the Ifilm.com site, and all of their other “Hollywood EMail” articles have this disclaimer…
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In case you didn’t already get it, “Hollywood Email” is not real. We made it up. We even made up most of the people. (Just so we’re clear: We know there are many Hollywood people who aren’t keepin’ it “real,” but we mean “not real” in the literal sense.) Like, duh, right?
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Though they didn’t put one on the article in question…
Though it’s still a riot…
She bothers me less in her capacity as an actress than as a singer. Her songs … yawn. If she were forbidden to sing songs that include “hey, DJ, please play my song” in them, she would be an instrumentalist.