A friend asked me if Ben Affleck is going to change his name to “B. Af” when he and Miss Lopez get married. I realized with some delight that my J. Lo name would be “E. Go!”
What’s yours?
“N St.”
Sounds like a street name.
I’d be “C. Mc.”
I kinda like it.
Mine would be “M Wo.”
I think I’ll stick to skittles!!! 
A Ro.
Hmm. That actually works… maybe a username change is in order 
W. Ak
That kinda rocks, actually. I’m wak!
D. La
Hey…that’s not too shabby!
S-Sim.
Sounds like a video game character. Bleah.
(Hijack-when the Dallas Cowboys demoted their starting quarterback, Quincy Carter a.k.a. Q-Car, and put Chad Hutchinson in, one local sports radio station was debating nicknames for him. C-Hutch just sounded weird … Then a listener suggested monosyllabalising it to ‘Chutch’. It seems to be catching on, for God-knows-what reason. )
N. Ja
Um, enya? N Jah? The Little N Ja that Could? I dunno. Think I’ll stick with what I gots.
M. Bur
I LOVE IT!!
M. Co
Sounds like a generic corporation in a bad Saturday afternoon movie.
K. My
It sounds like a sentence that needs finishing. Or maybe starting, too.
D. Bo.
Not bad…
M. Rez. Gotta love it. Maybe I should start an industrial band…
C. Seid
Seaside! That’s fabulous!
B. La
Blah?
ergh.
B. Ash
I’m liking it.
Damn! This is no good. My name would come out “S. Wil” – that’s “SWILL”!
If I use my DoperName I sound like something out of a Cordwainer Smith story.
N. Chi, unless you’re using my nickname, then it’d be T. Chi.
M Car… which is only slightly more swift than a K Car.