J. Mo
Don’t like it.
D. Ha
M We
sounds like baby-talk for Emily… No thanks
or like you’re singing “The Lion Sleeps Tonite”.
P-Ha. Sounds kinda like some watersport fantasy gone wrong.
D. Mar
Not funny at all darn it.
KFA or KFR, and that sounds like a fast food chain.
My J. Lo name is K. Sa, which is kinda dull. If I adopt the “Snoop Doggy-Dog” approach to stage-naming, I could be “Wimp Hooney-Hoon” or
“Old Geezer-Geez” or “Ec-Kitty-Kat”.
Fortunately my married name makes me A. Wil, otherwise I’d be A. Ho!
There aren’t enough letters - it’s “B-Atch”
Ha, Biba it sounds like you’re mad at someone.
P Le – hmmm… no sir. I don’t like it! Sounds like a fetish sex game…<ack>
K. Ha! But it’s not that funny.
Really, it’s not.
B. Ge
Not only is at a band name, it’s a 70’s disco band name.
M Pe - I am not liking that! Bleugh! Just as well I don’t have any dreams to ascend to the dizzying heights of popstardom
R. Smo
which is close to a nick I use anyway. But that “R” just doesn’t roll off the tongue 
My doper name would be I. Co. Sounds like a drug store.
Oh, I forgot my maiden name:
B. Me
I like that better :
:
R. Me.
Sounds like army…
O. Jo
Kinda sounds like something you’d hear at a sports arena.
Batting 6th for the Springfield Isotopes, O Jooooooooooooooooo.
(roar of the crowd)