This fall, A&E presents: The Straight Dope 2000, with your host...

Phaedrus and Cyberian, with their assistants Candy the High School Cheerleader and KGB!!!
ok, stop throwing stuff at me!!!

real choice, Michael Flatley

Adam Sandler, Pauly Shore, Jerry Springer, Oprah, Anyone who has ever/will host a talk show…

Art Bell?!? Are you serious? That would be great to watch! Honestly, if Art Bell hosted the Straight Dope I would watch nothing but.

Dare we forget Cecil Adams???

Given his stagefright and crankiness, he’d be the worst thing on TV since Manimal.

Another vote here for Dr. Laura. Putting the words “fighting ignorance” and “Dr. Laura” in the same sentence is kind of an oxymoron.

Ron Jeremy