Gee dantheman if only you’d caught me on a different day, you might not need to bow out 
(where is the lecherous icon anyway?)
Besides you have no one to blame but yourself. You make a MPSIMS thread about the most delicious of activities and you weren’t expecting half the world to get hot and bothered?
To tell the truth, I wasn’t thinking about half the world.
Oh, the heck with it. I should never have begun this thread.
Can someone please close it?
Very interesting phrase-ology there 
“Fart song”? When did this become a lieu thread?
dantheman why ever would you want to close it??
Yeah, don’t close it, dan! Especially when I live so close by!
To me? You’re in New York!
[sub]gawd, women and their geography![/sub]
I did. 
I mentioned somewhere near the start of the thread that I had a SO. Didn’t I?
pestie, dreaming never hurt anybody.
Well, the thread hasn’t been closed, perhaps because the PTB didn’t see any compelling reason to do so. Makes sense to me; you guys are all having fun.
Now, if you’ll notice, Angua there, she of the SO and all, seems to post mostly in these threads, despite her astrophysics background! They need her over in GQ, I would think. Or GD.
Anyway, no Eva, that’s not what I needed to address. Well, not then.
(Hm. I have an idea…)
Ok. Raise your hand if it’s ok for me to think naughty thoughts about you. Come on, get those crumbsnatchers up in the air!
… anyone? Anyone?
I frequent GQ sometimes. However, thre are far better astrophsyicists and physicists on the board than me, so I leave it to them to explain things - cause they do it better than I do. And occasionally, I will come up with an intelligent post.
Think anything you like about me dantheman
dantheman: Long Island is a mere…ohhhhhh…five hours away! (Closer’n Britain, anyway.).
And sure, you can think naughty thoughts about me if you so desire… I’ll make that sacrifice.
Depends where you’re flying from.
Oh, and you can think all the thoughts you like dantheman
[Note to self: Try not to meet any of the previous posters. Can you imagine meeting them, and then having them think, “Huh. I let him think about me… in that way? Good LORD!” Why, it’d be sheer madness. Madness, I tell you. I’d have to wear dark sunglasses so no one could tell it’s me. Wraparounds, too, so they wouldn’t know where I was looking. Hm, a plan’s afoot…]
In the “do women like it when men finish in their mouth” thread, dantheman, you said you had troubloe finishing there. In the interest of taste, I refrained from telling you that perhaps this problem had to do with not having me me yet.
I will tell you this now. Perhaps, given your most unfortunate cravings, we can work something out.
You’re free to think dirty things about me, despite the fact that all you know about be is that my name is Laura and I’m apparently from Bizarro World (close to NY, let me tell you!).
Hoo-boy.
I just got out of the shower! Now I have to go back in.
At least this time I won’t use up all the hot water.
Thanks, LauraLittlePony!
:: hides face in utter embarrassment ::
By the way, if anyone wants to email me or message me, please feel free to do so. I won’t get all huffy with you for doing so.
Email is easy - click the ol “email” button below my post.
Messaging me on AIM is best: SirHappy70.
Well! That sure tossed a load o’ cold water on this thread, huh? 
Oh dan, cheer up! It was kind of, ummm, petering out anyway. I’m sure it’s nothing personal.
If it’s any consolation, I had a very difficult time concentrating on not drooling at my date, even though he was not of the type that would normally inspire drooling on my part. And it’s all the fault of this thread.
For the first time in the past couple of years, I wish I was going back to school this year.