From the TSA
Important Public Service Announcement:
So they’re wise to the old ‘file in a cake’ trick?
Is that a Yule log in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? :eek:
Yeah, in case anyone’s wondering, I suspect the highly organinc nature of a fruitcake and it’s density will probably trip the explosives detectors.
Like, we eat things that aren’t organic?
Fruitcakes are organic? Are you sure?
If you make them right, they’re positively orgasmic 
S’funny - over the course of the years, I’ve worked with a couple of fruitcakes who were prone to exploding.
Don’t think I was tempted to pack any of them, though…
Now I’m going to have to mail the fruitcake my folks made. I was going to take it back to school in my luggage.
Yes, I like fruitcake, but it’s got to be the good stuff (made w/lots of booze).