Just remember: “ShE cried EEE! when she passed the cEmEtEry.”
Guin, this reminded me of an “awful parent moment” I saw several years ago. Talk about a dipshit who should never have had kids…
We were at Disneyland, walking past the Teacup ride. A woman lifted her toddler son up to the bushes next to the ride with his pants down and HAD HIM PISS IN THEM!
:eek:
D-land has very clean, very ABUNDANT bathrooms. In fact, there was one less than 20 yards from her IIRC.
I have kids, but come on! As a parent, it is your job to do the right thing. Run the kid to the ladies room if you have to, or if the kid isn’t quite 100% on holding it, bring a change of pants!
Gah. Stupid parents.
Or “only e’s are buried in the cemetery”.
Whose grave?
If you could get them to admit that they were there geocaching, you could have them arrested .
Probably force of habit from her random drug tests.
Which reminds me of the story regarding two women who went out together for the evening and got pretty well looped, and while walking home took a shortcut through the graveyard, at which point they both had to pee. Looking for something with which to wipe, one lady used her undies and tossed them aside. The other lady grabbed a ribbon from a nearby grave.
The next day their husbands were chatting, and one fellow says, “I dunno about my wife-she came home drunk last night without her panties.” The other says, “That’s nothing. When I woke up I saw a card between my wife’s butt cheeks that read, ‘With Love for your many years of service, from all the guys at the Firehouse.’” 
Guinastasia works in a funeral home? It’s time for a surprise visit. We’ll need Dopers she won’t be able to identify.
Perhaps-
“Hi, I don’t know quite how to put this, but . . . I’ll give you a hundred dollars for an hour with your freshest male corpse.”
or
“Quick! We need to get this body cremated before it reanimates!”
or
“Hi! I’d like to have myself embalmed.”
Or
“How much for the eyes?”